Kidnapper: Did You Order A Pizza?

Kidnapper: Did you order a pizza?

Simon: … maybe

Kidnapper: So, you found a phone and instead of calling someone for help, you ordered a pizza?

Simon: Are you mad that I used your card?

Kidnapper: You wHaT?

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Kit: sometimes I talk to myself for no reason

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