Will: [Pulls Out A Knife]

Will: [Pulls out a knife]

Jem: Oh no.

Will: [Opens a box with it]

Jem: Oh, okay.

Will: [Pulls another knife out of the box]

Jem: Oh no!

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Cordelia: He is probably thinking about other girls…

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