lapis-the-rock-muncher
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Steven, Marc, and Khonshu except I’ve only seen two episodes and drew them from memory
I love my fucked up little horse <3
I present to you, “fucked up little horse™”
From me and @lapis-the-rock-muncher ‘s silly little cowboy au
Fuck it, might as well try it
I LOVED HIM THEN HE DID SOMETHING UNFORGIVABLE
I JUST WANT TO LIKE ONE CHARACTER
Class of 09, Lapis’s first listen.
( @lapis-the-rock-muncher )
i think cold would have a praise kink ^__^ bc hes like "of course we're special" and he never got anything good from killing the princess outright so hed probably secretly crave it :) (evil smile)
Damnit, it was worth a shot
Can I have the brain cell pretty please
No. I have to watch the three infants around me, and the drunk adults.
I’m very ill and normal water tastes like shit
I-oh!
@lapis-the-rock-muncher
Let’s see what I have….
Idk who to tag so if you see this join >:D
6 non-selfies + 7 tags
thanks for the tag @sunlaire and @mushd-room!! sorry i'm late 😅
tagging @kickbutts-singsongs @void-ptr @achillmango @chiefofboatwatsonstittymug @futuristicdoormats789 @tobiasbones @dialup-dragon
"I'll make you feel what I feel if it is the last thing I do! And mark my words, you wont like it when it happens!"
"Oh, how exciting. I'd love to see you try."
I completely agree with this post, @dampfur !!!! What was going on in the burned grey...
This is my cat, his name is Lightning and is the most food motivated creature I’ve ever seen
beauns
beannssssss beansn baennsssss
biggie beanss
BES BENS BEANES BINNIES BINSTERS BEAN PRIME BINISTACKERS BEANERS MAXIMUS
What can I say, I like my men
CHAT.
@lapis-the-rock-muncher CHILLAX.
Oh no! You can always project it onto us! There’s so many of us that it’ll spread out and we’ll feel almost nothing!
I'm having a good time :)
I fear we have fallen for the jesters trap
I have amazing news! My cotl au has been picked up by Netflix and will be airing NEXT YEAR!!
They said in my contract that I shouldn’t say anything until the official trailer for the show came out, but I’m just so excited I can’t keep it to myself self!
The story will follow Gabriel and Narinder’s wacky, comedic and macabre lives as they run a cult together
I hope you’ll give the show a watch when it airs! Keep an eye out for the trailer!
When you hear the screams
Hmmm... Put a piece of ice down his shirt.
[on it!]
Stanley somehow managed to get some ice and forced it into the back of Narrator's shirt- causing Narrator to twitch slightly as the ice instantly melted.
[ummm, new plan!]
Make on. Become god.
Plug him in
[buddy what do you mean by that...]
Like into a wall…
What did you think I meant?
Plug him in
[buddy what do you mean by that...]
I’VE BEEN FOUND
Ooooo gay gay homosexual gay
Ooc: that's it ur getting exposed.
I know its you @lapis-the-rock-muncher.
AHHHHHHH!!!!!! STANLEY RUN!!!
i agree with narr on that one what is THAT COMBO.
can we also agree fries dipped in ice cream or a milkshake are a horrible combo too
EXCUSE YOU???
-Stanley
You disgust me Stanley.
I-I like white chocolate
Giving Narrator and Stanley a box of Pocky.
Stanley ate it all because he's a fat bastard. Oh whats this- ? He's sharing with Jack and Mariella instead of me! Typical.
My oc, Lapis and @nova-the-silly’s Citrine!
(Citrine isn’t actually that short, Lapis just like to change their height)
I really like how Citrine looks, he’s my favorite
Og post:
*King
☝️🤓
How I feel after freshley learning Newsies (Kind Of New York) tap, then getting flung across the room during a spin, and getting horribly misgendered 🤗 (KMS.)
Maybe you should succumb to the sleepiness
I'm sleepy. Im so tired. I'm laying in my bed right now and I'm very cozy, but I don't know what can be done about my sleepiness. sadly this problem is unsolvable I think
This is my is thoughts on the soul jams and does have spoilers for Beast-Yeast and its lore, you have been warned
We’re starting with the soul jam of Knowledge because we’re introduced to Shadow Milk first.
The original soul jam, the soul jam of Knowledge is split into Truth and Deceit
The the main shape of them are flipped version of each other, mostly likely showing that they are opposites. The soul jam of Deceit has a slit in it, making it look like an eye. This is mostly likely because of Shadow Milk’s view on knowledge. It seems like he saw the cookies on earthbread didn’t know of their original purpose, and were deceived. This might have lead him to believing that most knowledge is actually deceit, and thus becoming the beast of deceit. But how does deceit and truth relate to knowledge? They’re both a form of knowledge. Plenty of things we see as common knowledge is lies, like bears sleeping all winter.
Next is the soul jam of Happiness. It spilt into Passion and Sloth
Once again, they’re flipped versions of each other. Now, how do passion and sloth relate to happiness? They both are a way to get happiness. You can be passionate about something and that can make you happy, or you can lazy around and have other people do stuff for you and that can bring happiness.
Next is the soul jam of Volition. It split into Resolution and Apathy
Being completely symmetrical, they are basically the same, but the soul jam of Apathy is more rhombus shaped and a pale yellow. Volition is defined as one’s will and resolution means a firm decision to do or not to do something, and that definitely uses will. But how does apathy fit into volition? Apathy is the state of indifference. This seems very opposite to will and that may be the intent. Once you’ve used your will so often, it’s easy to get burnt out and become apathetic.
Next is the soul jam of Change. It splits into Abundance and Destruction.
Like before, flipped versions of each other. Change and destruction can be related easily, destruction causes change. But abundance can also causes change, an abundance of money, food, or people. Like Shadow Milk, I have a theory on why Burning Spice turned to destruction. After years of overseeing change, it’s easy to focus on destruction causing change, and barely see abundance.
Finally, the soul jam of Solitary. It spilt into Freedom and Silence.
Again, flipped version of each other. First, the definition of solidarity is needed. Solidarity means mutual support within a group. Freedom fits this well. Often, in order to be free, you need support. But how does silence fit? Most likely, Silent Salt saw how solidarity ended horribly and turned to silence, as when you are silent, you cannot openly show solidarity.
These are just my thoughts and theories so other opinions are welcome!
Just a normal day in Florida
would you enter my terrible haunted mangrove?
Hear me out CotL fandom.
Leshy with multiple arms.
They’re heeeeeere! >:Dc new updated tarot cards will be added to my kofi shop soon!
All 66 cards from the game, 2 from the trailer, 2 from the music video and my logo card
A Brief Rundown of the IRL Ithaca Saga (to the best of my memory, in probably not chronological order)
jorge (creator, odysseus) decided it'll be cool to celebrate the ithaca saga with the epic cast via a trip to ithaca, greece
surely nothing can go wrong
mico (telemachus) seemingly found out about the trip with the rest of the fandom. he proceeded to plot a trip to ithaca
the epic cast dealt with multiple broken vans and missed a ferry by one minute. they had to cancel a stream because they were too exhausted
mico made it onto a plane
ithaca got hit by a typhoon, forcing them to move another stream indoors
mico got banned from tiktok. it was reversed
mason (tireseas) asked luke (zeus) to stop the rain. luke refused
the crew hiked up to odysseus' palace. they ran into a roadblock. mason looked into the future and did not see a way around it. (they found a way around it)
the crew found a well and sang their epic songs into it. except jp (crew) who just sang happy birthday
janani (aphrodite) also sang "royal we" into the well
anna (penelope) made it onto the plane to fly out to ithaca
hermes (troy) decided to take a plane to ithaca like a normal human instead of teleporting. he got side-eyed by a woman at the airport as he slept sprawled out in a chair. this quickly became a meme
hermes arrived in ithaca to the delight of everyone except jorge. mico also appeared in his videos. mico still had not updated anything after getting on the plane
anna's connecting flight got cancelled, leaving her stranded in a fancy hotel. she struggled to find the toilet in her hotel room
mico finally updated, claiming he was stuck in munich. mason appears in the video and gives him a water bottle, proving he is lying
the fandom believes mico anyway
mico is forced to post another video revealing he had been gaslighting us basically the entire time and was just delayed in getting to ithaca, that was all
troy and talya (circe), in character, talk about tea. troy says the tea tastes like her father's approval. earle (ares) then asks for 1000 cups and breaks down crying as luke cuts the camera
jorge posts a video apologizing for mico's absence, encouraging him to fly to ithaca, new york. mico appears in the background of this video
mico posts a video saying that he's finally in ithaca, but the crew is in ithaca, new york. jorge appears in the background of this video
jp films a behind the scenes video, calling out "some random guy" who just showed up asking if anyone knows jorge. it's mico
janani sings "royal we" again, but after she says "troy was breached" troy comes out screaming in pain. mico appears in the background of this, filming the video from two points above
it's time for the ithaca saga livestream... except it gets cancelled because the connection is bad and jorge's devices are dying
TL;DR: the gods saw the epic crew in ithaca and went "do you guys think it'll be really funny if we just. recreated the odyssey"
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