What Can I Say, I Like My Men

i agree with narr on that one what is THAT COMBO.

can we also agree fries dipped in ice cream or a milkshake are a horrible combo too

EXCUSE YOU???

-Stanley

You disgust me Stanley.

My oc, Lapis and @nova-the-silly’s Citrine!

(Citrine isn’t actually that short, Lapis just like to change their height)

I really like how Citrine looks, he’s my favorite

Og post:

Minotaure couché

"I'll make you feel what I feel if it is the last thing I do! And mark my words, you wont like it when it happens!"

"Oh, how exciting. I'd love to see you try."

I completely agree with this post, @dampfur !!!! What was going on in the burned grey...

When you hear the screams

Hmmm... Put a piece of ice down his shirt.

[on it!]

Stanley somehow managed to get some ice and forced it into the back of Narrator's shirt- causing Narrator to twitch slightly as the ice instantly melted.

[ummm, new plan!]

I’m very ill and normal water tastes like shit

I-oh!

@lapis-the-rock-muncher

Maybe you should succumb to the sleepiness

I'm sleepy. Im so tired. I'm laying in my bed right now and I'm very cozy, but I don't know what can be done about my sleepiness. sadly this problem is unsolvable I think

Just a normal day in Florida

would you enter my terrible haunted mangrove?

I fear we have fallen for the jesters trap

I have amazing news! My cotl au has been picked up by Netflix and will be airing NEXT YEAR!!

They said in my contract that I shouldn’t say anything until the official trailer for the show came out, but I’m just so excited I can’t keep it to myself self!

The story will follow Gabriel and Narinder’s wacky, comedic and macabre lives as they run a cult together

I hope you’ll give the show a watch when it airs! Keep an eye out for the trailer!

Oh no! You can always project it onto us! There’s so many of us that it’ll spread out and we’ll feel almost nothing!

I'm having a good time :)