I Think Cold Would Have A Praise Kink ^__^ Bc Hes Like "of Course We're Special" And He Never Got Anything

I fear we have fallen for the jesters trap

I have amazing news! My cotl au has been picked up by Netflix and will be airing NEXT YEAR!!

They said in my contract that I shouldn’t say anything until the official trailer for the show came out, but I’m just so excited I can’t keep it to myself self!

The story will follow Gabriel and Narinder’s wacky, comedic and macabre lives as they run a cult together

I hope you’ll give the show a watch when it airs! Keep an eye out for the trailer!

A Brief Rundown of the IRL Ithaca Saga (to the best of my memory, in probably not chronological order)

jorge (creator, odysseus) decided it'll be cool to celebrate the ithaca saga with the epic cast via a trip to ithaca, greece

surely nothing can go wrong

mico (telemachus) seemingly found out about the trip with the rest of the fandom. he proceeded to plot a trip to ithaca

the epic cast dealt with multiple broken vans and missed a ferry by one minute. they had to cancel a stream because they were too exhausted

mico made it onto a plane

ithaca got hit by a typhoon, forcing them to move another stream indoors

mico got banned from tiktok. it was reversed

mason (tireseas) asked luke (zeus) to stop the rain. luke refused

the crew hiked up to odysseus' palace. they ran into a roadblock. mason looked into the future and did not see a way around it. (they found a way around it)

the crew found a well and sang their epic songs into it. except jp (crew) who just sang happy birthday

janani (aphrodite) also sang "royal we" into the well

anna (penelope) made it onto the plane to fly out to ithaca

hermes (troy) decided to take a plane to ithaca like a normal human instead of teleporting. he got side-eyed by a woman at the airport as he slept sprawled out in a chair. this quickly became a meme

hermes arrived in ithaca to the delight of everyone except jorge. mico also appeared in his videos. mico still had not updated anything after getting on the plane

anna's connecting flight got cancelled, leaving her stranded in a fancy hotel. she struggled to find the toilet in her hotel room

mico finally updated, claiming he was stuck in munich. mason appears in the video and gives him a water bottle, proving he is lying

the fandom believes mico anyway

mico is forced to post another video revealing he had been gaslighting us basically the entire time and was just delayed in getting to ithaca, that was all

troy and talya (circe), in character, talk about tea. troy says the tea tastes like her father's approval. earle (ares) then asks for 1000 cups and breaks down crying as luke cuts the camera

jorge posts a video apologizing for mico's absence, encouraging him to fly to ithaca, new york. mico appears in the background of this video

mico posts a video saying that he's finally in ithaca, but the crew is in ithaca, new york. jorge appears in the background of this video

jp films a behind the scenes video, calling out "some random guy" who just showed up asking if anyone knows jorge. it's mico

janani sings "royal we" again, but after she says "troy was breached" troy comes out screaming in pain. mico appears in the background of this, filming the video from two points above

it's time for the ithaca saga livestream... except it gets cancelled because the connection is bad and jorge's devices are dying

TL;DR: the gods saw the epic crew in ithaca and went "do you guys think it'll be really funny if we just. recreated the odyssey"

Oh no! You can always project it onto us! There’s so many of us that it’ll spread out and we’ll feel almost nothing!

I'm having a good time :)

i agree with narr on that one what is THAT COMBO.

can we also agree fries dipped in ice cream or a milkshake are a horrible combo too

EXCUSE YOU???

-Stanley

You disgust me Stanley.

Let’s see what I have….

Idk who to tag so if you see this join >:D

6 non-selfies + 7 tags

thanks for the tag @sunlaire and @mushd-room!! sorry i'm late 😅

tagging @kickbutts-singsongs @void-ptr @achillmango @chiefofboatwatsonstittymug @futuristicdoormats789 @tobiasbones @dialup-dragon

Some Leshy doodles

"I'll make you feel what I feel if it is the last thing I do! And mark my words, you wont like it when it happens!"

"Oh, how exciting. I'd love to see you try."

I completely agree with this post, @dampfur !!!! What was going on in the burned grey...

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