Make On. Become God.

Like into a wall…

What did you think I meant?

Plug him in

[buddy what do you mean by that...]

I’VE BEEN FOUND

Ooooo gay gay homosexual gay

Ooc: that's it ur getting exposed.

I know its you @lapis-the-rock-muncher.

AHHHHHHH!!!!!! STANLEY RUN!!!

This is my is thoughts on the soul jams and does have spoilers for Beast-Yeast and its lore, you have been warned

We’re starting with the soul jam of Knowledge because we’re introduced to Shadow Milk first.

The original soul jam, the soul jam of Knowledge is split into Truth and Deceit

The the main shape of them are flipped version of each other, mostly likely showing that they are opposites. The soul jam of Deceit has a slit in it, making it look like an eye. This is mostly likely because of Shadow Milk’s view on knowledge. It seems like he saw the cookies on earthbread didn’t know of their original purpose, and were deceived. This might have lead him to believing that most knowledge is actually deceit, and thus becoming the beast of deceit. But how does deceit and truth relate to knowledge? They’re both a form of knowledge. Plenty of things we see as common knowledge is lies, like bears sleeping all winter.

Next is the soul jam of Happiness. It spilt into Passion and Sloth

Once again, they’re flipped versions of each other. Now, how do passion and sloth relate to happiness? They both are a way to get happiness. You can be passionate about something and that can make you happy, or you can lazy around and have other people do stuff for you and that can bring happiness.

Next is the soul jam of Volition. It split into Resolution and Apathy

Being completely symmetrical, they are basically the same, but the soul jam of Apathy is more rhombus shaped and a pale yellow. Volition is defined as one’s will and resolution means a firm decision to do or not to do something, and that definitely uses will. But how does apathy fit into volition? Apathy is the state of indifference. This seems very opposite to will and that may be the intent. Once you’ve used your will so often, it’s easy to get burnt out and become apathetic.

Next is the soul jam of Change. It splits into Abundance and Destruction.

Like before, flipped versions of each other. Change and destruction can be related easily, destruction causes change. But abundance can also causes change, an abundance of money, food, or people. Like Shadow Milk, I have a theory on why Burning Spice turned to destruction. After years of overseeing change, it’s easy to focus on destruction causing change, and barely see abundance.

Finally, the soul jam of Solitary. It spilt into Freedom and Silence.

Again, flipped version of each other. First, the definition of solidarity is needed. Solidarity means mutual support within a group. Freedom fits this well. Often, in order to be free, you need support. But how does silence fit? Most likely, Silent Salt saw how solidarity ended horribly and turned to silence, as when you are silent, you cannot openly show solidarity.

These are just my thoughts and theories so other opinions are welcome!

I’m very ill and normal water tastes like shit

I-oh!

@lapis-the-rock-muncher

I LOVED HIM THEN HE DID SOMETHING UNFORGIVABLE

I JUST WANT TO LIKE ONE CHARACTER

Class of 09, Lapis’s first listen.

( @lapis-the-rock-muncher )

Oh no! You can always project it onto us! There’s so many of us that it’ll spread out and we’ll feel almost nothing!

I'm having a good time :)

I fear we have fallen for the jesters trap

I have amazing news! My cotl au has been picked up by Netflix and will be airing NEXT YEAR!!

They said in my contract that I shouldn’t say anything until the official trailer for the show came out, but I’m just so excited I can’t keep it to myself self!

The story will follow Gabriel and Narinder’s wacky, comedic and macabre lives as they run a cult together

I hope you’ll give the show a watch when it airs! Keep an eye out for the trailer!

I-I like white chocolate

Giving Narrator and Stanley a box of Pocky.

Stanley ate it all because he's a fat bastard. Oh whats this- ? He's sharing with Jack and Mariella instead of me! Typical.

A Brief Rundown of the IRL Ithaca Saga (to the best of my memory, in probably not chronological order)

jorge (creator, odysseus) decided it'll be cool to celebrate the ithaca saga with the epic cast via a trip to ithaca, greece

surely nothing can go wrong

mico (telemachus) seemingly found out about the trip with the rest of the fandom. he proceeded to plot a trip to ithaca

the epic cast dealt with multiple broken vans and missed a ferry by one minute. they had to cancel a stream because they were too exhausted

mico made it onto a plane

ithaca got hit by a typhoon, forcing them to move another stream indoors

mico got banned from tiktok. it was reversed

mason (tireseas) asked luke (zeus) to stop the rain. luke refused

the crew hiked up to odysseus' palace. they ran into a roadblock. mason looked into the future and did not see a way around it. (they found a way around it)

the crew found a well and sang their epic songs into it. except jp (crew) who just sang happy birthday

janani (aphrodite) also sang "royal we" into the well

anna (penelope) made it onto the plane to fly out to ithaca

hermes (troy) decided to take a plane to ithaca like a normal human instead of teleporting. he got side-eyed by a woman at the airport as he slept sprawled out in a chair. this quickly became a meme

hermes arrived in ithaca to the delight of everyone except jorge. mico also appeared in his videos. mico still had not updated anything after getting on the plane

anna's connecting flight got cancelled, leaving her stranded in a fancy hotel. she struggled to find the toilet in her hotel room

mico finally updated, claiming he was stuck in munich. mason appears in the video and gives him a water bottle, proving he is lying

the fandom believes mico anyway

mico is forced to post another video revealing he had been gaslighting us basically the entire time and was just delayed in getting to ithaca, that was all

troy and talya (circe), in character, talk about tea. troy says the tea tastes like her father's approval. earle (ares) then asks for 1000 cups and breaks down crying as luke cuts the camera

jorge posts a video apologizing for mico's absence, encouraging him to fly to ithaca, new york. mico appears in the background of this video

mico posts a video saying that he's finally in ithaca, but the crew is in ithaca, new york. jorge appears in the background of this video

jp films a behind the scenes video, calling out "some random guy" who just showed up asking if anyone knows jorge. it's mico

janani sings "royal we" again, but after she says "troy was breached" troy comes out screaming in pain. mico appears in the background of this, filming the video from two points above

it's time for the ithaca saga livestream... except it gets cancelled because the connection is bad and jorge's devices are dying

TL;DR: the gods saw the epic crew in ithaca and went "do you guys think it'll be really funny if we just. recreated the odyssey"