Latest Posts by lanceisrandom - Page 2

im not a man or a woman but im also a man and a woman. hope that helps 👍

I have three modes of reading

Dont read

Read a 500 page book in a day

Read only fanfiction until my eyeballs drop out of my skull from exhaustion

since the tender age of 11 i have been so Scared due to everything being so Scary

was playing fetch with your stupid golden retriever boyfriend and uuuuh long story short he completely burned up on re-entry to earth’s atmosphere. sorry

its sooo fucked up that tomorrows monday. they need to invent another S day

Oh, to be a scientist so absorbed into their work that they are eventually destroyed by it

It's October 3rd.

ok ok ok so. concept.

batman tarot, the lovers and the devil. i'll post them side by side here:

putting it simply the lovers is about dualism, harmony, and love of many kinds. the devil is about habits, addiction, and indulging base desires. got it? dope

the lovers are martha and thomas wayne, the silhouette of their son between them holding their hands. the angel above them is a big zorro poster, and those trees line the warmly-lit streets of park row. i'm thinking warm colors in general: red brick, a sepia poster, golden light coming from the streetlamps

the devil is batman, who replaces zorro's position in the lovers card. instead of the waynes on either side of bruce, batman has a grave bearing each of the waynes' names on either side of him. before him, changed to his pedestal, is bruce himself. the colors here are cooler—all blues and blacks and greys. the background is stark black except for some stalagtites and bats at the top of the card

anyway i can't draw and don't have the patience to learn so i'm writing this post instead. thank you

im not going to be on tumblr tomorrow (still might check dms), for my own safety and wellbeing. but before i log off, i want to say a couple things

9/11 was a tragedy. everyone knows and sees that. just because i am muslim does not mean that i am going to justify 9/11. whatever bin laden’s motivation was, he did a disgusting thing and killed thousands of innocent people

just because 9/11 was an attack by someone who calls themselves muslims doesnt make all muslims terrorists. i cannot believe this is a sentence i have to type, but here i am. muslims - true muslims - do not condone violence. against anyone. i can go into all the details and the what-ifs and everything, but i dont have the energy for that. just know that violence is strictly frowned upon (note: this does not include self-defense. if somebody is attacking you and you are unable to get away, then fight back. again, there’s no debate on that).

check up on any muslims you know. your friends, neighbours, coworkers, acquaintances, even people you don’t like all that much. we are incredibly stressed out, especially if we live in a western country. just a quick text to see if they’re okay tomorrow will mean a lot

do not think that because you don’t live in america, you’re exempt from this. any western country has this problem, even if you live in a relatively okay area. i do. my friend (who lives in the same area as me) went to walmart and had a hijab on. she was nearly run over (intentionally, the guy was glaring at her and her mother the entire time) while trying to get to the store. she only realized when she got home that it was 9/11. i live in a safe area of canada. this should not be happening. but it is.

if you are in any way, shape, or form, islamophobic, get the hell off my blog

nightwing and starfire my loves

they are superior

alien superstar

A Polite Request from Superman by Dan Schkade.

god I love comics. I wish gay ppl were real

dick and kori skating together

its just something about the first time youre really in love

black people legit are not being mean they tell non-black people not to wear passion twists, box braids, faux locs, and cornrows. they are warning you. your hair will literally get fucked up by these styles because they are not meant for your hair type. yall have so many other cute braided hair styles that work better for your hair such is french braids, dutch braids, and waterfall braids. do those instead. 

(also passion twists, box braids, faux locs, and cornrows look a hot ass mess on non-black people)

but if you insist, wear these styles and see for yourself! 

Generations, by Daniel Warren Johnson

wip of that one tamaranian girl

Earth-Prime #2 - “Father’s Day” (2022)

written by Adam Mallinger art by Tom Grummett, Norm Rapmund, & Hi-Fi

they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

I wish I could be like one of those Tumblr people who make well-written and informed analyses on their interests and hyperfixations but no I got stuck with the GGAGRRHHD AARRAARFGHFGG. HHGGGGRGGGGRGRRRGGHH MMBBRBBRBJGJGJ KKAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHH AAA !!?,,!??,!

Reality is like 'PROBLEMS PROBLEMS PROBLEMS PROBLEMS PROBLEMS PROBLEMS PROBLEMS' while fiction is like 'mmm problems'.

me seeing khonshu asking layla to be his avatar:🤬👹☠️💣🗡💥💢🤛🏻🤺🤬🤺👹💣🪓🤛🏻💥🤛🏻💢💢👹🤺🤬👹💢🗡💣🪓💥💥🪓🤬💥🤬☠️🤺💣💥🗡🤺👹🤛🏻🪓👹🤛🏻🗡☠️💣🤬🤛🏻👹🤛🏻☠️🤛🏻💣🪓🤛🏻

me seeing tawaret asking layla to be her avatar: 🥰💕❤🌷💜🤍💗🌸🦋🦋🤍❤💕💕🥰💜🌸😍🤍😊💕🌷💕🤍❤🦋❤🤍🌸💗😍💕❤❤🦋💗🤍🌸😊🤍🦋💜💕❤💕💕💜😍🌸😍🦋💜🦋😍😊🌸

i get so unreasonably mad when people call Herbert West an evil scientist ... he's not evil omg he's a doctor he's trying to save lives ... he's trying to save everyone's life ... sure he might be a little unethical but he's not evil

you had a DUTY, dear scientist.

you had a duty to understand, better than any other entity on the planet, longer than any other entity on the planet, me. you had a duty to document me and make sense of all that encompasses me. you had a duty to care for me alongside your other specimens with equity and compassion. you had a duty to run tests upon tests upon tests to see what i am made of. you had a duty to report the results of those tests, so that those who come after you can understand, too. you had a duty to bridge the gap between me and the universe, to discover me, to render me well and truly fathomable.

and yet, you have learned NOTHING.

look, I get that you’re pissed about being reanimated, but you could at least let me test your reflexes before you try to disappear into the night never to be seen again

This is a PSA:

Listen to your body and don’t overdo the crazy laugh.

I get it, we’re all dramatic bitches and it’s an important step to seem adequately evil, but know your limits.

It’s not great for your reputation as an evil mastermind to have an asthma attack in the middle of a robbery.