Lanceisrandom - Undercover-Neuroticism

THEY ARE REMOVING THE MICHEAL KEATON BATMAN MOVIES FROM HBO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

battinson after catching jason stealing the tires off the batmobile: why did you go back for the fourth tire

jason, autistic: because i’m not having three, an odd number. what kind of stupid question is that. arent you supposed to be a detective 

battinson, also autistic:…………..

*later*

alfred: you cannot adopt a child based on their rigid opinions on even numbers

battinson, ignoring alfred: *writing in his weird little post-patrol diary i understand him like the shadows understand me. he is my son now*

I love you grandmother who helped me pin a trans flag to my battle vest, I love you leather daddies checking on us, I love you trans dykes driving the forklift loaded with water and ice, I love you queer kids in your renfair outfits, I love you faggot punks sizing up the cops, I love you drag queens laughing in the dressing room, I love you i love you I love you I love y

au where eberytjings the same but they have to go to five guyd

i get so unreasonably mad when people call Herbert West an evil scientist ... he's not evil omg he's a doctor he's trying to save lives ... he's trying to save everyone's life ... sure he might be a little unethical but he's not evil

This is a PSA:

Listen to your body and don’t overdo the crazy laugh.

I get it, we’re all dramatic bitches and it’s an important step to seem adequately evil, but know your limits.

It’s not great for your reputation as an evil mastermind to have an asthma attack in the middle of a robbery.

im not going to be on tumblr tomorrow (still might check dms), for my own safety and wellbeing. but before i log off, i want to say a couple things

9/11 was a tragedy. everyone knows and sees that. just because i am muslim does not mean that i am going to justify 9/11. whatever bin laden’s motivation was, he did a disgusting thing and killed thousands of innocent people

just because 9/11 was an attack by someone who calls themselves muslims doesnt make all muslims terrorists. i cannot believe this is a sentence i have to type, but here i am. muslims - true muslims - do not condone violence. against anyone. i can go into all the details and the what-ifs and everything, but i dont have the energy for that. just know that violence is strictly frowned upon (note: this does not include self-defense. if somebody is attacking you and you are unable to get away, then fight back. again, there’s no debate on that).

check up on any muslims you know. your friends, neighbours, coworkers, acquaintances, even people you don’t like all that much. we are incredibly stressed out, especially if we live in a western country. just a quick text to see if they’re okay tomorrow will mean a lot

do not think that because you don’t live in america, you’re exempt from this. any western country has this problem, even if you live in a relatively okay area. i do. my friend (who lives in the same area as me) went to walmart and had a hijab on. she was nearly run over (intentionally, the guy was glaring at her and her mother the entire time) while trying to get to the store. she only realized when she got home that it was 9/11. i live in a safe area of canada. this should not be happening. but it is.

if you are in any way, shape, or form, islamophobic, get the hell off my blog

Oh, to be a scientist so absorbed into their work that they are eventually destroyed by it

dick and kori skating together

reblog to beat the joker to death