Was Playing Fetch With Your Stupid Golden Retriever Boyfriend And Uuuuh Long Story Short He Completely

"amab or afab" im alab experiment that went wrong

blonde punk edit for you guys :p

i love you ugliness i love you obscenity i love you monstrosity i love you decay i love you horror i love you grotesque i love you

I have three modes of reading

Dont read

Read a 500 page book in a day

Read only fanfiction until my eyeballs drop out of my skull from exhaustion

battinson after catching jason stealing the tires off the batmobile: why did you go back for the fourth tire

jason, autistic: because i’m not having three, an odd number. what kind of stupid question is that. arent you supposed to be a detective 

battinson, also autistic:…………..

*later*

alfred: you cannot adopt a child based on their rigid opinions on even numbers

battinson, ignoring alfred: *writing in his weird little post-patrol diary i understand him like the shadows understand me. he is my son now*

miscellaneous mario & luigi/peach & daisy roleswap stuff i did back in september!!! kinda scuffed but ah well. i should go back to this idea eventually

ok ok ok so. concept.

batman tarot, the lovers and the devil. i'll post them side by side here:

putting it simply the lovers is about dualism, harmony, and love of many kinds. the devil is about habits, addiction, and indulging base desires. got it? dope

the lovers are martha and thomas wayne, the silhouette of their son between them holding their hands. the angel above them is a big zorro poster, and those trees line the warmly-lit streets of park row. i'm thinking warm colors in general: red brick, a sepia poster, golden light coming from the streetlamps

the devil is batman, who replaces zorro's position in the lovers card. instead of the waynes on either side of bruce, batman has a grave bearing each of the waynes' names on either side of him. before him, changed to his pedestal, is bruce himself. the colors here are cooler—all blues and blacks and greys. the background is stark black except for some stalagtites and bats at the top of the card

anyway i can't draw and don't have the patience to learn so i'm writing this post instead. thank you

“real? i don’t give a shit. i don’t come from a nice story. i believe in you, and i believe in me, and i think we’re just real enough.”

a reunion