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Latest Posts by kokiriofthevalley - Page 5
Finally found one of these. Let's see if I get gan ❤️
How I wanna hold Ganondorf
The obsession has gotten to the point where I'm looking up Ganondorf mmd videos on youtube and watching them
why am I seeing advertisements on my own blog.
I feel so stupid. I just realised why Zelda in botw doesn't immediately gain her power.
It's because she wants the power and not realising she also needs the knowledge/wisdom to GAIN the power.
Like how Mipha was trying to tell her how her own powers awakened but got interrupted by Calamity Ganon - directly stopping her from getting the knowledge on how to get her power in a similar way.
Or how her father (fuck you Rhoam you oversized bitch. you knock-off Santa Claus I hope someone sprays you with holy water like a misbehaving cat) limits her study of the Sheikah tech, which has been seen to go hand-in-hand with Hylia's power.
Tbh I would love to see a fight between (us) humans and hylians cause it's just because it would end in 2 possibilities
1. Humans ending the hylians easily with simple guns
OR
2. Hylians using some bullshit "The Magic Of Friendship™" Hylia induced Godhood powers that would strike down the humans easily as if they were Zeus
and I think that would be a really cool watch lol
wife doodle
sorry if he looks a bit feminine, I'm still learning
We need more Zelda analogue horror. I know there's potential, with how creepy some of the monsters can be, to make absolutely terrifying edits/videos.
mmmm yummy jasmine and peach tea
made some fanart of ganon <3 for the first time
I've always thought that he's probably got his sleeves trapped in something at least once whenever I see his ww design
(sorry for the designs on his robes and belt(??) not being there, I didn't want to draw them)
I don't give permission to screenshot and repost my work ✌️😊
Mob boss Ganon(dorf) completes the modern trio.
had so much character lore happen today. not really sure how to feel about it
anyways
Ganondorf (≧▽≦)
replaying botw at the minute and i know the joke is done to death but picturing zelda watching him do the absolute stupidest shit for months on end while she resisted ganon is so funny to me. like she’s been fighting for her life for 100 years but he’s just decided to fist fight a chicken (and lose??). and she still moved in with him after. insane
Tbh I would love to see a Zelda game where the main group in charge ISN'T the Hyrule royal family. Like, how cool would a game be if the Zora royal family or Gerudo, or maybe even Rito was centered, because I mostly feel like all of the races' leaders (mostly pre calamity) are just puppeted by the Hylian royal family - and be damned if they do ANYTHING that could be seen as a threat against the hylian royal family.
I get that they're all united under Hyrule, however that doesn't stop me from feeling like there's no point in having the leaders of all the races if they're all united under HYRULE (it's OWN kingdom). Kind of like having the biggest kid on the playground coming up to you and telling you that you're part of his group now and how he's your friend, however, when the time comes to have your own autonomy after him micromanaging your actions, he just interprets it as being a threat.
Especially since (at least in botw/pre calamity) neither the elders of the Sheikah, Goron or Rito, the Gerudo chief, or even the royal Zora family have much authority over the other races as the Hylian royal family does.
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I NEED FANART OF GANONDORF AS FUJIMOTO FROM PONYO ASAP.
I don't need rest. I need to make me and my wife (Ganondorf) on the Sims 3 on my ps3 since my laptop doesn't have enough storage for the Sims 4
Oh my god I just realised right
Do you know how we have Adams apple's and Achilles heels and tendons yeah?
I literally just realised that because greek gods/mythology and Christianity doesn't exist in Hyrule, they won't refer to these as the names we call them
hold on I'm an idiot let me try to put it into words like I'm not an idiot (which I am)
Would they call things like Achilles heels/tendons like Farore/Naydra/Din/Hylia's heel/tendons? Or do you think that they would have other names from them (like referring to scientific names) since of the ties to greek myth that our names for them have.
Like
Instead of saying "Jesus Christ" would they say "Zelda"? Since there is no jesus in Zelda (no Christian jesus) since like Zelda could be a stand in for being jesus since she is both Zelda and hylia, like how jesus is both jesus and god?
ok my brain hurts thinking too hard about this I think I might just be a dumbass ok bye
No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, first clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earth quaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, Overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell dissolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could come at me with his sword and I'd still get on my knees and beg for more
OoT Gan is just horrified by what I did to him ignore his expression
this is going to be kind of ridiculous, but do you think that when this guy
has an idea he's like
✨my guilty pleasures ✨
✿ chocolate ice cream
✿k-dramas
✿hot Ganondorf fanart
✿comedy anime
✿90s and 2000s chick flicks
✿loud metal/rock music
I had no idea that the grass could talk
I definitely was not terrorising the inhabitants of hateno village with a korok leaf, ok? I was just... uhh....