No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, first clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earth quaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, Overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell dissolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could come at me with his sword and I'd still get on my knees and beg for more
OoT Gan is just horrified by what I did to him ignore his expression
Now that I think about it, it's incredibly lucky that in the beginning of botw, Link can listen to and understand Zelda's voice and what she's saying.
He didn't know who she was, who his friends were. He had no clue of where he was, he didn't even know what an apple was called until he picked it up for the first time. Yet the only indication that is shows that he at least remembers something is just listening and following Zelda's direction in spoken language.
Same with mobility, it seems he was lucky to still have the muscle memory to get up and walk without assistance after 100 years and losing his memories.
almost (like 999999.99%) finished playing my normal play through of botw (☆▽☆)
you'd think because I know how to draw a horse then I'd know how to draw someone riding a horse.
I will literally jump up and down in celebration when the Ganondorf puppet from the 1998 E3 is finally put in a museum or something along with the rest of the puppets and statues like PLEASE NINTENDO PLEAAAASEE LET ME SEE HIM
link to twitter I found after looking at a TLOZ lost media video because I cannot for some reason be normal about things I like
mmmm yummy jasmine and peach tea
Standing up in the bus and holding on to the rail after being almost soaked by rain isn't for the weak
😭😭😭😭😭 they finished it
And my response (they like Sylvanian families)
for me, being efficient in tasks I need to do means doing it while I watch silly videos. I love my little crafting videos, fan dubs, sfm animations, comic dubs, minecraft mod showcases and hour long videos on animal crossing and various Nintendo games.
2+ hr long video on the lore of each animal crossing villager? amazing, give me 14 of them right now
even better when with friends cause it's literally just parallel play