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Latest Posts by kokiriofthevalley - Page 6
hey at least I got the korok seed
here’s what i noticed in the NEW ZELDA GAME ANNOUNCEMENT WOOOOO
Sassy little guy. Also that sword…. Lokomo sword??? Could this be new hyrule?
idk. I’ve never played spirit tracks :(
Oh that mf is a ganon, probably not a ganondorf. Hmmm. Downfall timeline? Idk. It would be so funny if lu fandom decided to lump this one in with legend’s games. Guys… he doesn’t need anymore trauma
Let’s go! This was a fucking smart move homie link he’s already earned a spot in my heart as one of my genius scrunkies for shooting the crystal
YEAHHHHHHHH PLAYABLE ZELDAAAAA SHE LOOKS SO CUTEEEEE i know we’ve had ‘playable zelda’ before in spirit tracks and whatnot, but we’ve never had a ZELDA based game. (At least recently lmao)
(I see a bombable wall) and a really big castle! BIG CASTLE TOWN??? MINISH CAP CASTLE TOWN???? COME BACK TO ME BABY\
OKAY GUYS. Top right corner. Consider: kokiri village. if they bring the kokiri back i will scream so loud. I know it’s probably deku scrub houses because they’re also in the trailer, but let a boy dream
oh no :(((( he left his cloak behind poor baby
Okay so the triforce is back. Like really. And look at that little fairy what a scrunky duncky! I love her already
ZELDA IS WEARING LINK’S CLOAK. GUYS I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE IF I SHIP THEM. Look at herrrr also tri is massive. That is a head sized fairy.
Nothing to say but car on the roof. We got fuckin cats in zelda back. Please let us interact with them nintendooooo
THAT’S A GERUDO TOWNNNNN MASSIVE WINNNN!!!! Look at their houses they’re so cute
Um. Yeah. Ummm. @flarree predicted the ‘nice monsters that are on your side’ thing. (Go check out their au it’s really cool) i love this idea so much but i’m also a little sad… i hope they at least give zelda a bow
That is 100% a sheikah right there. Is that impa???? Please let impa be an old lady who kicks ass for her grandbaby. Also why is she fighting the soldiers lmao. Is this a alttp thing where the soldiers get brainwashed?
River and ocean zora. Yes babes im fed. You fed me nintendo it was good soup
Deku scrub selling potions. As he should. Im so glad theyre back it’s been too long babes. Give him his little hat though
GREAT DEKU TREEEE OUR FATHERRRR look at him <3 he looks a whole lot like oot gdt. Okay maybe it’s not adult timeline bc it looks nothing like wind waker gtd
Some sort of rock creature coming out of the ground? A boss? Idk we’ll see. Maybe he’s just a dude.
Other things: uhhh i don’t think we saw any mention of any sort of dungeons, which is kind of odd. Unless they slipped my mind. Huh. Maybe that last pic is a dungeon boss. I’m really excited for this one ngl. AND IT’S COMING OUT THIS YEAR????? THIS YEAR???? NINTENDO REALLY???? SEPTEMBER???? DUDE. Nintendo had officially fed me. Gooooood soup. Thanks
HOLY SHIT THERES GOING TO BE A NEW ZELDA GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I CANT WAIITT IT LOOKS SO COOL!!!!
FINALLY WE CAN PLAY AS ZELDAA
link to the announcement vid:
why is he staring at me like I just killed his whole bloodline right in front of him?
holy shit this is amazing
“In the name of the Darkness, I will punish you!” ✨✨✨
(I’m not sorry)
every day I think about how the death of Ganondorf lead to the industrial revolution
Another pookie doodle
I tried to get him to accept me 😔
Link's search histories
no totk spoilers pls also sorry obscure link fans and TP fans
Side note: oui oui baguette
Skyward Sword
what are those things that stop toddlers from falling off the bed
bed guard
bed guard for teenagers
elderly bed guard
which number is the card number on a debit card
debit card diagram
what is the shortest height you can die from
is a remlit a type of rat
is my friend gay quiz
am I gay quiz
how to tell your gf that you got 37% on the am I gay quiz
how to tell your gf that you got 37% on the am I gay quiz reddit
chandelier repairman
how to tell if another girl likes you
cool loftwing tricks YouTube
YouTube loftwing tricks tutorial
unblocked .io games
can I get arrested for searching blocked websites at knights academy?
unblocked .io games
papas wingeria
can I sue someone for dropping me out of his aircraft if I don't buy anything
can loftwings open windows
Ocarina of Time/Majora's Mask
Ocarina of Time
can dreams predict the future
how to change the colour of your fairy
can I get kicked out of kokiri forest if I beat mido up
lost woods full map
ghoma repellant spray
Hyrule map free no ads
who is Ganondorf
what is a desert
I got sealed in a coma and aged 7 years what do I do quora
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN THE WELL AT KAKARIKO VILLAGE
kakariko village well monster
how to kill phantom Ganon wikihow
how to prevent cuccos from ganging up on you
can cuccos make gangs
DIY hookshot
how to kill a big boar tutorial
Majora's Mask
termina
Hyrule termina map
where is termina
how to not get mugged again
cursed masks
how to stop being a deku scrub
is it legal for an adult to strangle a child
why does the moon have a face
can the moon eat food
what is the moons favourite food
how to make others remember things if they forget
fierce deity mask fandom wiki
Wind Waker
how do I make my grandmas soup without knowing the recipe
coolmathsgames
girlsgogames
how to make slime no glue no borax
what is a hell ma rock
hell mah rock
helmaroc
are pirates legal
cool pirate accessories
are trees meant to have faces
beedles shop ship online
why is my boat such an asshole
how to control direction of your boat YouTube tutorial
will jet engines kill a sentient boat
guinness world record for number of joy pendants
boat wifi
what pirate am I quiz
Triforce of Courage all locations no ads
forsaken fortress urban legends
how to stop a bird being aggressive
coveted definition
Breath of the Wild
can clothes have water damage
can I go on YouTube on my sheikah slate
how to mod a sheikah slate
I have a red flashing circle on my body what does that mean
simmered fruits recipe
what is the nutritional value of dubious food
value of rupees 100 years ago
why does inflation happen
why don't we just make more money
can hylian teeth handle a rock roast
dentist near me
gerudo makeup tutorial
fake ids
what is the alcohol percentage in a noble persuit
100 horse names
is chocolate a good name for a horse
mahjong
is riding a horse while drunk considered drunk driving
is it cannibalism if rito eat kfc
cucco repellant spray
is it legal to kill a man who likes a child zora
morality of murder
best way to hide from a guardian
wikihow how to kill an eldritch monster to save my gf
It is done.
I'm going to change my username
I'm going to change my username
Ok but why was Thadd actually side eyeing me
Looking at me like I was on some goddamn hyrule herb like shut up bitch you have a stupid hat I hope a horse eats it for breakfast
i made a little guy today
TW: LITTLE GUY
he's so small
EDIT:
For anyone wanting to know how small little guy is, here's him in comparison to botw cartridge
Does anyone else just casually have the worst day ever?? Wdym I feel like my life is fucked up 15 minutes after I get out of bed???
Songs I think suit tloz trio
and again I think they would listen to these too
(gan , link and zel)
part 2
Wind Waker
Ganondorf
Zelda/Tetra
Link
tetras crew (/j)
Breath of The Wild
pls no totk spoilers I'm broke please have mercy
Zelda
Link
LMAOOOO I am half serious and half joking about this one
Songs I think suit tloz trio part 1
And tbh I see them listening to these too so yea that as well
(gan, link and zel)
Skyward Sword
Zelda
Link
Groose
I'm including Groose as Ganondorf ok leave me alone it's fucking GROOSE
Ocarina Of Time
Ganondorf
Link
Zelda
Twilight Princess
Link
Zelda
Ganondorf
Ok I might be reaching
but does anybody else think that Ganondorf from tloz and Damon Gant from ace attorney look similar and have similar vibes??
((SPOILER FOR ACE ATTORNEY GOING INTO CHEIFS OFFICE I CANT REMEMBER THE CASE RN CAUSE IM TIRED AS SHIT))
Ok so
They look similar (look at their faces)
THEY BOTH PLAY THE ORGAN
(YouTube video by Olizandri)
ok gn
EDIT
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO💯💯💯🔥🔥💯🔥🔥💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Describing how I feel about Ganondorf's designs with Pinterest reaction memes
Part 2
Leaving then both like this bc I'm lazy
Hyrule Warriors
Wind Waker
Tears Of The Kingdom
Describing how I feel about Ganondorf's designs with Pinterest reaction memes
Part 1
Leaving them both like this cause I'm lazy lol
sorry for poor image quality, I ripped these off google images lol
Ocarina Of Time 1
Ocarina Of Time 2
Twilight Princess
Rating how comfortable all the beds in botw look
PART THREE
Side note - wow, 2 posts in one day?? anyways, I've been thinking about writing a fic that's been on my mind lately and posting it here
Rito Village Bed 2
8/10 - would recommend
◍Comfy
◍Cute
◍would still smell like bird seed (bird food 👁️👁️) tho
◍Reliable bedframe
Cabin beds
3/10 - would recommend if desperate
◍Safety issue because random ass people could just walk in at any time
◍would be warm and cozy, though
◍Cute bedsheets but NOT fresh
◍Smells like sweat and mud
◍Bed bug and lice breeding ground
Korok Bed
100000/10 - WOULD ALWAYS RECOMMEND
◍PERFECT BED
◍10/10
◍FREE
◍THANK YOU PEPP
Gerudo Town Bed
9/10 - would highly recommend
◍Firm but comfortable mattress
◍bedsheets always fresh
◍A gerudo would realistically be able to fit on here
◍only one point deduction because of no duvet
Riju's Bed
0/10 - would not wish on my worst enemy
◍It's not that the bed itself is uncomfortable, it's actually the best bed in gerudo town
◍but omg if Buliara catches you
◍start praying
◍seriously
◍she would kill you in your sleep, no hesitation
◍very small though, so definitely did not belong to Urbosa or Ganondorf
◍rijus bed would be like a goddamn footrest to Ganondorf
Isn't he like 10'5 in totk? Nobody tell me, I don't want spoilers pls 😭😭
Princess Zelda's Bed
0/10 - would not recommend in the slightest
◍It's broken.
◍Why would you want to sleep on a broken bed??
◍Unless you want a silver moblin bestie, don't.
◍Just dont.
Rating how comfortable all the beds in botw look
PART TWO
Horse Stable Beds
1/10 - would NOT recommend
◍Mattress is uncomfortable because it's literally just hay
◍Smells like hay and horse
◍bed bug breeding ground
◍head lice breeding ground
Zora's Domain Bed
4/10 - would recommend if desperate
◍looks like a building inspector's worst nightmare
◍Sleepwalkers are going to become sleep swimmers
◍Cold
◍NO COVERS/DUVET?? Prison. Only lurelin gets let off about it because it's not surrounded by cold ass water
Lurelin Village Bed
6/10 - would recommend
◍looks comfy enough
◍my only issue is where are the blankets? The duvets, even?? I know lurelin village houses have no doors but like I like to curl into a ball, cause severe future back problems for myself and get warm, ok?
I desperately need someone to take my spine apart and put it back in place like rebuilding a failed Lego 1x1 skyscraper/sword please this is a cry for help
Kakariko Village Bed
10/10 - would ALWAYS recommend
◍Comfy
◍Reliable and sturdy bedframe
◍Silk bedsheets that are always fresh
◍Literally THE perfect bed
I, personally, would KILL for this bed. I would strike down calamity ganon himself.
Paya's Bed
9/10 - would recommend for speed runners
◍Impa would get off her cushion and beat your ass if she ever caught you sleeping in her granddaughters bed
That's it
Rito Village Bed 1
5/10 - would recommend
◍Would have to do some parkour to get on
◍Try not to roll over, otherwise you'll be sleeping on the floor with a bruised arm or something
◍would smell like bird seed (bird food 👁️👁️)
◍Cute bedsheet designs
TULIN JUMPSCARE
Rating how comfortable all the beds in botw look
PART ONE
Quick side note - tysm for all the likes, I appreciate it very much. To put how I feel right now into words, I would say that I feel like a silly little court jester who has done a silly little dance and now people like me
Shrine Of Resurrection
2/10 - would NOT recommend
◍All that fog in the beginning of the game is just condensation
◍looks like it's made for one specific height
◍ain't nobody over 5'3 fitting in there
◍no way that water isn't FREEZING cold after 100 years
◍how am I supposed to be the Hero Of Hyrule™ if I'm sleeping in cold water??
Uh oh hero of Hyrule caught a cold better tell ganon to take a week off terrorising everyone ig
◍at least the coldness would wake me up
Old Man's House
1/10 - would NEVER recommend
◍Lumpy "mattress"
◍the blanket looks so thin that an A4 piece of paper would be more warm
◍At least rhoam tried
But tbh the tried and fell like a cartoon character slipping on a comically placed banana peel
Hateno Village Bed
8/10 - would recommend
◍Looks like it would keep me warm on a cold rainy day
◍Sturdy and reliable bedframe
◍Cute and fresh bedsheets
Link's House Bed
5/10 - would recommend but at your own risk
◍cozy looking
◍Does not smell the best
You gotta think about how many times link has gone to bed without taking a bath (if he even does) and if he takes his dirty and/or sweaty armour off when he goes to bed (which I don't think he does tbh)
◍Cute bedsheets
◍Again, sturdy and reliable bedframe
◍Link might kill you if he catches you tho
Purah's Bed
7/10 -would recommend if you're small
◍Extra bouncy and fluffy bedsheets
◍tbh I really like the frilly edges
◍comfy as hell
◍Will have Purah asking you to leave tho
Goron City Bed
2/10 - wouldn't recommend
◍this looks like it's the root cause of back problems
◍yk that goron that has u get his ibuprofen bc of his back?? This is why
◍Can't smell bad cause the only thing u would be able to smell is ur burning nose hair
Tarrey Town Bed
7/10 - would recommend
◍Comfortable? Yes. Cozy? Not so much
I know that they're the same word but in my mind, there's a clear distinction between comfortable and cozy
◍cool and fresh bedsheets
◍bed would move if you did something tho, so not sturdy or reliable, it's literally just stacked planks of wood
My silly little Link headcannons
hii again I'm very bored rn sooo
again for Zelda, it's only the major ones, sorry obscure link fans
also wtf is this gif I found 😭😭
Skyward Sword
✯has the biggest crush on his Zelda bc they're so close
✯like it's VERY obvious how they feel about eachother
✯His fav flavour of ice cream is Oreo ice cream but he also loves toffee and vanilla too
✯He can talk but he prefers sign language (dialect of sign language may vary on preference ((like ASL or BSL or LSE, ect)) ) and talks to save time in an emergency in case the other person may not know sign, but DOES sign if they do
For this one, I thought about the cutscenes where he's explaining something (like the current location or condition of Zelda) to another character and we can see his mouth moving.
✯no because if video games existed in skyloft, i just know that he's playing stardew valley and papas freezeria. I can feel it in my BONES
✯Definitely woke up under his bed once and hit his head on the bedframe
✯him and Groose have insult battles but then they get ice cream together after
Ocarina of Time/Majora's Mask
✯somebody get this poor boy a therapist and a hug PLEASE
Twilight Princess
✯it felt natural to him when he transformed using the Zora mask in mm, because both the models for adult link and Zora link are the same size
✯mute
✯i think he played the ocarina like a recorder (aka with no experience at all) and did each note individually and the magic of the ocarina of time was probably like "there is NO WAY that I'm letting this kid tarnish my reputation goddamit" and made the songs sound nicer after he had played all the notes
✯forgot once that he was a kid again and walked to Romani ranch to get some chateau Romani and was genuinely surprised when Cremia said no
✯Had more of a genuine connection to Midna, but still had a friendship with princess Zelda
Wind Waker
✯felt a strange familial connection to the hero of shades when he met him and made link want to find out who the hero of shades was
✯does NOT like how short he is when he transforms into a wolf
✯Best poker face in history
Breath of the Wild
✯Gives Aryll piggybacks when she wants
✯would gladly eat his grandma's soup for the rest of his life
✯His grandma gave him the recipe to her soup when he left to discover the new Hyrule
✯Has the most major and unhidable (that's not a word but who cares) side eye in the history of time
✯If the events of WW didn't happen, I think he would have grown up to be a cartographer or he would REALLY like making his own maps
✯sorry to get all angsty but I don't think he wanted to kill Ganondorf. I just don't. I don't think either of them wanted to kill eachother. I feel like Link feels guilty about it because it's so obvious that it was only self defense after the triforce was touched by king Daphnes and it literally drove Ganondorf insane
Tbh I'd go crazy too if something I had wanted so badly got taken by another person even tho I literally got SEALED IN ANOTHER FUCKING REALM FOR A LONG AMOUNT OF TIME for it
Again sorry for no totk for this one pls no spoilers
✯Gets ambushed by Yiga so many times that he knows their names
*Yiga poofs into existence* "IM HERE TO KILL YOU LINK, IN REVENGE FOR MASTER KOHGA!!!!"
"oh hi jerry, nice weather eh?" -link
✯After he saved princess Zelda, he took a nap that lasted 4 ENTIRE days
✯not even the sound of kass' accordion could wake his ass up
✯very obvious but if he wasn't a knight, he would be a chef. Not sous chef. He would be head chef.
✯His hands are probably rough as hell from all that Hero Of Hyrule™-ing he has done
✯despite being able to lift heavy objects, his arms are still noodles
My silly little Zelda headcannons
teehee here's another one while I procrastinate something that's due tomorrow ✌️😭
Sorry if not every Zelda is listed, I just did the most major ones
Skyward Sword
✧She LOVES to do fiber crafts, but her absolute favourite is embroidery and she's very good at it
✧She met link when she was young so I hc that she embroidered all the little details on Link's clothes for him as a gift for his birthday each year.
✧And also that after the events of SS, she and link started dating and when they grew old and had children, she became the 'elder'/leader of skyloft.
Ocarina of Time
✧After sending Link back to the past to relive his childhood, she told the tale about the hero of time to her people, made statues and stained glass windows of him in his honour but she never ever told anyone else any more details than the surface level information. Except for her children and descendants when she felt that they were at an age where they wouldn't treat her words as if they were just some story she made up.
For this one, I imagined her telling one of her children about the hero of time and how she helped him and her child just went "nu-uh you're making that up" and then she just decided not to tell her children more about the literal hero of legend she helped to her children when they're like 7 for a bedtime story
✧"Sheik" was an alter ego she made to hide from Ganondorf, yes.
✧BUT
✧It was also a nickname that Impa called her during her training and called her in private
Twilight Princess
✧Most beautiful eyeliner in Hyrule 100%
✧When she got possessed by Ganondorf, you know when people say that they had an out of body experience and they observe their own body doing things from an outside perspective? That.
Wind Waker
✧She has more 'refined' and 'regal' clothing passed down by her mother, but chooses to just wear her normal pirate outfit because she doesn't want her fancy clothing to get damaged by the normal to-dos of being a pirate captain
✧Ganondorf explained her role in this world as the holder of the triforce of wisdom and tbh she did NOT like it one bit
✧Why can't she just sail the ocean in peace??
✧But I guess being a princess is nice? It's no different from being a pirate captain in her eyes
✧The cannon she fires Link out of, she has 100% fired ALL of her crew out of it at one point
Breath of the Wild
No totk for this one sorry lol
✧She secretly resents her dad. All he seems to do is pressure her all the time and scold her for wanting to know more about the sheikah tech
✧She sees Mipha as her best friend and they have sleepovers when either of them don't have anything to do (which tbh is literally once in a blue moon)
✧Has literally tried EVERYTHING to get her powers to work
✧doesn't listen to advice about unlocking her powers after being told she had to drink the water of the spring of power once as a prank and she actually did it thinking that it would unlock her powers, but it didn't and she just drank dirty spring water 🤮🤮
My silly little Ganondorf headcannons
(curing my boredom and my first post on tumblr lol anyways)
Ocarina Of Time
✷he wears gold lipstick/makeup that was commissioned by him from the other gerudo that has very specific, precise and even rare ingredients that can't be made better anywhere else in Hyrule
✷i feel like his usual outfit was made to go to Hyrule, rather than be an outfit he typically wears while in gerudo fortress and his actual outfits look similar to his people's, maybe because it's traditionally considered more feminine? And he felt like they (Hyrule) wouldn't take him seriously unless he was conforming to Hyrule's gender binary of clothes
✷I feel like he'd be really reserved at any type of function or party that's not hosted by him/any other gerudo, like an older sibling at a birthday party. But he would be civil and "involved" with others when he knows it means gaining and maintaining a reputation
✷you would not catch him DEAD doing karaoke if any hylian is there or in a 100 mile radius dear GOD but give him more than a few drinks and leave him by himself and when you come back he'd be soloing "I need a hero" in no time
Wind Waker
✷I already wonder what he did everyday for the past however long between getting out/being freed from the sacred realm and kidnapping blonde children
✷but I think he would send bokoblins and moblins to raid islands for their books, specifically history and folklore books so he could not only gather info of what's happened over how ever long he had been gone but also get at least an idea of what happened to the hero of time and/or princess Zelda afterwords
✷ I'm not even going to lie, when he kidnapped that rich girl that link has to save and she becomes poor, he definitely stole her eyeliner if she had it on her, or he at least got his monsters to raid some woman's makeup drawer
✷He would 100% duet "gotta go my own way" with the helmaroc king while drunk, he would let himself have fun and sing 'cringe' songs he's tired ok
He would do Gabriellas part let's not lie here
Twilight Princess
✷He would get into the Salty Spitoon just by walking past it on the street
✷I personally think he wrapped up the sword of the six sages because it glowed like a light saber and it gave away his location at least one time to some random ass person he then had to kill
At LEAST once thinking about it is so funny lol, you see some tall guy with a glowing stick while going to buy a bag of flour or something and now you're dead lol
✷when he's in bed and he's recalling his earlier days, he definitely cringes to himself at the fact that he got snitched on by a child who most likely can't tell you what a verb, an adjective or a hyperbole is
✷he has to take off his crown(?) when he goes to bed (and even IF he does sleep) because he tried to go to bed with it on once and woke up to his pillow absolutely torn the FUCK up, like it was just rags at that point
Tears Of The Kingdom
This one is gut feelings because I haven't played it yet because I'm broke and if anyone sees this pls don't comment spoilers 😭
