Latest Posts by knightsheln - Page 2

are you a oliver stark ‘yeah that was super gay’ son or a ryan guzman ‘they’re brothers’ daughter

Oliver listening to the Smith Sisters narrate the Wanna Go for the Title scene

GUESS WHO FOUND their Tumblr password after 2 years ...me

10 years later, as I’m pushing 30, im going to be sitting in my room alone watching the 911 account on YouTube post a video titled ‘lets talk about the buddie in the room’ a la destiel

10 year old Dick: "Bruce, when you get married, can I be the best man?"

Bruce: "Of course, chum."

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12 year old Dick: "Hey Clark, do you think when you get married, I can be your best man?"

Clark: "I don't see why not."

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25 year old Dick: "In my defence, I had no way of knowing you'd end up marrying each other."

someone posts a blurry photo of batman with robin captioned 'lets fight crime with mama' and bruce has to pretend it didnt make him cry

After Bruce took Dick under his care, he actually stopped wasting time on any casual relationships - it seemed inconceivable when a little traumatized boy with unrestrained aggression and a desire to commit a capital murder was waiting for him at home. But after a few years, he thought, to hell with it, he deserved one night of good old fun. So he went to this gala concert in his best outfit, having previously arranged with Alfred to take Dick out for a short hike so that the mansion would be free during the night. And when he started looking for his "victim", he came across this charming reporter, all screaming Mr. Awkward with the broadest shoulders known to a man, and hands as warm as his smile, and Bruce, of course, takes him home. And everything goes great, only Dick returns earlier than Bruce expected, and enters his bedroom as usual without knocking.

Dick: hey B look i collected a whole basket of mushro— SUPERMAN??

Bruce, still half asleep, barely covering himself with a blanket: what

Dick: WHY IS THERE SUPERMAN IN YOUR BED.

Clark, without his glasses, his hair is combed back from the position of his head on the pillow: um

Bruce, already embarrassed and feeling like he'd failed as a guardian by letting Dick catch him the morning after: Dick what are you talking about, it's just some—

Bruce, turning to face Clark:

Bruce, paling:

Dick: THIS IS THE SUPERMAN YOU DICKHEAD WHAT IS HE DOING IN YOUR BED WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM—

Bruce: i... i don't know how to answer that

Dick, almost crying: DID YOU MAKE LOVE TO HIM WITHOUT TELLING ME—

summer 2025, the summer of the last great american queerbait

HAPPY BUDDIE CANON DAY

Gripping him tight or something like that

Ref

Supernatural Tarot

First batch of these.. hoping to finish an entire deck at some point.

let’s lay flat on our ovoidal mama

Dean Winchester whenever he loses Castiel

Or both

he gave Buck a family meal :( in an episode where Buck started it off mourning the loss of family meals :( they love each other so, so much. Eddie doesn’t even KNOW that was a particular point of hurt for Buck :( he just intuited it with their soulmate, brain connection.

maddie and eddie 🤝 shoving a child in buck’s arms whenever he’s sad

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

dick and jason being antagonistic siblings. no more soft shit let them punch each other at 7am bcs jason ate the last of dicks cereal. dick loses a tooth and they’re banished to opposite sides of the house until they agree to apologise to each other. they’re not allowed to sit next to each other on the couch/during meetings bcs they always end up trying to shove each other off their seats. one time jason came all the way to the manor, walked in, shot dick in the face with a water pistol, and then went back home to crime alley without saying a word. the first time red hood was asked to join the jla for a briefing on the watchtower nightwing ended up sumo-slamming him into the table and the entire jl were so freaked out by the uncharacteristic crash out that they thought nightwing was compromised by mind control, only for batman to tiredly inform them that it was because red hood had just messaged nightwing in the family groupchat that he ‘looked like a little bitch with that new haircut’.

theyre assholes with a baffling childhood bond let them act like it

people really seem to ignore that eddie in fact did realize that he mayhaps was a bit harsh there (not saying he didn’t have a point but yeah)

he called himself mean and a dick and brought the biggest peace offering he possibly could, chris, who buck hadn’t seen in over a year

eddie put his own concerns about disturbing chris‘ life again away for buck to have a bit of happiness as his form of applogizing

and not just that he brought pepa too, a homecooked meal, a family

both buck and eddie need to learn to communicate better with words but in the context of that episode and the general el paso storyline it was the most beautiful olive branch and way of making up

shannon leaving eddie a note because she cannot be what christopher needs -> eddie leaving buck a note because he knows that christopher is what buck needs

I think it'd be funny if Damian kept up his formal speech patterns for the sole purpose of appearance. Originally, he would've learned to speak that way in the League, but I feel like Jason's informality and unseriousness would rub off on him eventually.

Alfred is gone for the week and Bruce is cooking for the bats

Bruce: "Alright guys, it's a little burnt, but it still might be good."

Tim, squinting his eyes at the plate: "B, it looks radioactive.."

Damian: "Father, I will not be consuming this horrible dish. It seems itself to be inedible, and I will not be poisoned by your lack of skill in the food department."

Later

Damian, on the phone with Jason: "It looked like shit! He served us all mystery meat, Todd. Bring me some decent food right now or I'm killing myself."

Jason: "Jeez, kid, take a chill pill or something. I'm on my way."

Damian: "There is no pill chill enough for me to take, Todd! I can't keep starving myself whenever Dad is put in charge. He's going to kill us all on accident!"

Dick: Mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke, but life has been very smokable lately.

It's so funny because no matter how I age, how I grow, how I regress, or how I feel, what I gain, what I lose, what I do and don't do in life, I can always relate to destiel. It just has Everything All at Once.

Going through existential horror? Destiel

Going through crippling grief? Destiel

Learning to accept myself? Destiel

Learning to love someone even when it's difficult? Destiel

Learning to have a family? Destiel

Learning resilience? Destiel

Learning to lean on loved ones? Destiel

There's literally no exception lmao.

No matter what happens in life, I can always rely on my destiel hyperfixation. All roads lead to destiel. Sigh it's all so special.

I feel like Buck and Eddie keep fighting because they’re not kissing. They obviously have so many feelings for each other but they dont understand them and they dont know how to navigate expressing them so they keep coming out as messy and causing fights. In conclusion, these two bitches just need to kiss.

ok but admitting that you hooked up with your ex to avoid thinking about your best friend is crazy work

genuinely what was mary’s reaction to cas and dean hugging was supposed to convey because all i got was “that’s legal now?”

Random BatFam (reference: Leverage, Season 3)