Random BatFam (reference: Leverage, Season 3)

are you a oliver stark ‘yeah that was super gay’ son or a ryan guzman ‘they’re brothers’ daughter

I think it'd be funny if Damian kept up his formal speech patterns for the sole purpose of appearance. Originally, he would've learned to speak that way in the League, but I feel like Jason's informality and unseriousness would rub off on him eventually.

Alfred is gone for the week and Bruce is cooking for the bats

Bruce: "Alright guys, it's a little burnt, but it still might be good."

Tim, squinting his eyes at the plate: "B, it looks radioactive.."

Damian: "Father, I will not be consuming this horrible dish. It seems itself to be inedible, and I will not be poisoned by your lack of skill in the food department."

Later

Damian, on the phone with Jason: "It looked like shit! He served us all mystery meat, Todd. Bring me some decent food right now or I'm killing myself."

Jason: "Jeez, kid, take a chill pill or something. I'm on my way."

Damian: "There is no pill chill enough for me to take, Todd! I can't keep starving myself whenever Dad is put in charge. He's going to kill us all on accident!"

“what’s your aesthetic” it’s super niche actually it’s called clothes i like. hope this helps

Dick: Mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke, but life has been very smokable lately.

sorry im. okay imagine buck is watching his trash tv. and its dancing with the stars. and eddie wanders in and hes standing watching it too (as dads are wont to do) and then he starts Critiquing Their Form and buck whips his head around like. um. what the fuck are you saying rn.

reblog if you’re a writer who’s very terrible at responding to comments from your readers, but has read them all and loves and appreciates each and every single one of them very dearly

“You are not gonna die a virgin. Not on my watch.”

Okay fuck him then???

pepa saying she's happy someone is finally using eddiechris' kitchen to cook. pepa in s6 not wanting eddie to be alone. this was her seal of approval.

this is how i view them 👍