10 Year Old Dick: "Bruce, When You Get Married, Can I Be The Best Man?"

like I have to respect it. of course the week It Happens I get my period and have a Big Social Event mo-fri. how else could it go.

he has the kind submissive and breedable aura you only see in diocletian-era male christian martyrs.

the way every fandom on twitter is uniting over bobby’s death and buckt*mmy

The so fucking would fight over the last cookie

as a cis-passing guy i dared to ask the question "how femme can i be be before my coworkers get uncomfortable" and the answer is apparently. a single gold dangling earring

AU where instead of being pissed at Tim for replacing him, Jason is actually over the moon that there’s another kid in the Wayne household vying for the spot of Batman’s sidekick. this is specifically because he knows that after spending all his time at the League of Assassins trying to keep this little fucking demon brat away from him so he can train in peace, now Tim will attract Damian’s anger and Jason can be left the fuck alone.

-at the league-

Jason, meditating: *sighs peacefully*

Jason:

Jason, eyes still closed: don’t you fucking dare, Damian.

Damian, standing three feet away poised to throw a rock at his head: oh sure, you can sense this but not keep yourself alive. pathetic. i will be a better Robin than you, mark my words.

Jason, has been through six months of this: give it a rest you infant

Damian: *throws the rock*

Jason: DAMIAN-

~

Ra’s: Jason, i have need for you on an international mission-

Ra’s:

Ra’s: why.

Jason, holding Damian away from him with one hand while Damian swipes at him with a katana: ASK HIM

Damian: I WILL BEAT MY PREDECESSOR IN COMBAT TO PROVE TO MY FATHER I AM WORTHY OF A PLACE AT HIS SIDE.

Jason: I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT’S NOT HOW ROBIN WORKS-!

Damian: STOP DODGING MY BLADE

Ra’s:

Ra’s, walking out the room: i should never have let Talia adopt another heir.

~

Talia: was your latest mission hard on you, beloved? you are injured.

Jason, face scratched to hell: mission was fine, Damian just got the jump on me in my sleep last night.

Talia:

Jason: i was overtired and it took me longer than usual to kick him into the wall.

Talia, sighing: did you at least take him to the med room after defeating him?

Jason: by the scruff of his neck, yeah.

Talia: at least he is resilient.

Jason, bite marks on his arm: that’s one fucking word for him.

-once Jason gets to Gotham-

Tim: JASON?!

Jason, breaking into Titans Tower: you’re Robin now?

Tim: I- YES BUT I NEVER MEANT TO REPLACE-

Jason, leaning in: good. tag, you’re it.

Tim: ??!?

Damian shows up in Gotham and Jason turns to point him at Tim before going ‘MUSH’ and sprinting in the opposite direction.

Random BatFam (reference: Leverage, Season 3)

are we gonna get eddie suiting up to help get buck out of the collapsed building?

They’re not allowed to get interviewed anymore