We Got The Entire Rainbow

good idea

Mituna: 0H FVCK 1 HV3 B33N 7R1CK3SD 1N70 L0v1NG MY23LF 8Y PR0J3C71NG H34vv1LY 0N70 4 83L0V3D F1C710N4L CH4R4C73R

Latula: h4! g3t lov3d 1d1ot!

eridan

Eridan: rememberin that time sollux made a romantic dinner for me

Rose: Eridan, he made a frozen pizza for himself and you stole it from him.

Eridan: i do what i must to survvivve

btw i dont have any clue how tumblr works. and im not going to ask

no sburb beta earth au where dave "microcelebrity" strider suddenly gains a big following on the internet after a spike of people discover his sbahj comics online when a screenshot of one goes particularly viral and turns into a [top text/bottom text] meme and some hipsters are like "woah,, this is actually some really avant garde stuff". when he's churning these out sitting in the bathroom stall at school once a day during lunch period. so then he gets REALLY popular and then inevitably gets cancelled at some point when a communications/poli sci major reads one of his comics and then types up a whole memo board explaining how sbahj is actually neo-conservative propaganda written as part of a conspiracy to undermine the 2008 obama presidency. and there's a whole rage war since the memo board was written really convincingly with red arrows and circles drawn around sweet bro's head and everything and dave hasn't made any public statements about it and also no one actually understands what sbahj is about. so threads are being written up about this and people are like emailing death threats to each other over it and someone even tries to doxx him and then manages to find out he lives in texas and some people start actually taking the whole thing seriously because He's From Texas (never mind the fact it's houston). meanwhile dave just started his midterms and he has to focus because he actually cares about school and his future and so he takes a short "hiatus" which people freak out even more over because they take it as him backing away due to the allegations online. and then after winter break dave comes back and opens up a q&a for his 169th "bro wee ar doign it wee ar making it hapen" special and at some point after a barrage of questions in his inbox (q: was "swety bro and hela jeff crassh on the freway" inspired by a real car accident you were in? a: i don't own a car / q: what job do you have in real life? a: unemployed but i pick up roadkill off the street sometimes / q: who did you vote for in the 2008 primaries a: i didn't) someone finally has the bright idea to ask "hey how old are you" and he replies "i'm 13" and all hell breaks loose.

shes so me

Feferi: Fuck monarchy…I am going to go be a trout………

Vriska: How am I supposed to concentr8 when I do not wish to and there are no immedi8 rewards

so real 4 that

Dave: i downloaded this vehicle

John: what do you mean?

Dave: well my mate dirk has this hella good 3d printer

Dave: so he hacked the toyota mainframe and downloaded this here hilux

Dave: and then it was just a matter of printing

John: you downloaded this vehicle?

Dave: yes

John: that’s stealing!

Dave: hows it stealing

Dave: i made an exact copy

Dave: i didnt steal anything from anyone

John: you took potential profits from Toyota!

Dave: i wasn’t going to buy a hilux either way

Dave: theyve lost no profits

Dave: this hurts no one

John: … that’s actually quite a good argument for online piracy.

Dave: i pirated this vehicle

John: what about those ads that say “you wouldn’t download a car”?

Dave: well it turns out

Dave: given the chance

Dave: yes

Dave: yes i would

Dave: i would download a car

Dave: and i did

Dave: at the first opportunity

this is the truth

No matter what happens in the polls today, Vriska won the war. No other character could unite so many people to vote against them out of sheer spite. She's always going to be the real Tumblr Icon and no one can take that from her.

homestuck

what if to thwart AI scraping we all started replacing letters with numbers that look similar.

L1K3 7H15?

of course we cant all use the same replacements otherwise the AI would be able to pick up on them. It could be personalized. Some people might only replace vowels, others might replace multiple letters. Or throw in random punctuation after certain letters? yeah?

TROLLS ARE TROLLING or they just gonna play minecraft who will have what role? Eridan will 100 percent build a luxury house away from everyone.