Good Idea

eridan

Eridan: rememberin that time sollux made a romantic dinner for me

Rose: Eridan, he made a frozen pizza for himself and you stole it from him.

Eridan: i do what i must to survvivve

great idea. minion dildos

KARKAT: IS THIS A JOKE?

KARKAT: MINION TAMPONS?

KARKAT: FUCKING MINION TAMPONS?

KARKAT: BECAUSE YEAH, YOU'RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD. YOU ARE BLEEDOJG AGAINST YOUR WILL. SO WHY NOT JUST SHOVE A FUCKING MINION UP YOUR NOOK?

KARKAT: I MEAN WHATS NEXT? MINION DILDOS?

KARKAT: WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SHOVE A MINION INTO THEIR NOOK?

KARKAT: I SWEAR TO GOD THIS HAD BETTER BE A FUCKING JOKE.

<3

no sburb beta earth au where dave "microcelebrity" strider suddenly gains a big following on the internet after a spike of people discover his sbahj comics online when a screenshot of one goes particularly viral and turns into a [top text/bottom text] meme and some hipsters are like "woah,, this is actually some really avant garde stuff". when he's churning these out sitting in the bathroom stall at school once a day during lunch period. so then he gets REALLY popular and then inevitably gets cancelled at some point when a communications/poli sci major reads one of his comics and then types up a whole memo board explaining how sbahj is actually neo-conservative propaganda written as part of a conspiracy to undermine the 2008 obama presidency. and there's a whole rage war since the memo board was written really convincingly with red arrows and circles drawn around sweet bro's head and everything and dave hasn't made any public statements about it and also no one actually understands what sbahj is about. so threads are being written up about this and people are like emailing death threats to each other over it and someone even tries to doxx him and then manages to find out he lives in texas and some people start actually taking the whole thing seriously because He's From Texas (never mind the fact it's houston). meanwhile dave just started his midterms and he has to focus because he actually cares about school and his future and so he takes a short "hiatus" which people freak out even more over because they take it as him backing away due to the allegations online. and then after winter break dave comes back and opens up a q&a for his 169th "bro wee ar doign it wee ar making it hapen" special and at some point after a barrage of questions in his inbox (q: was "swety bro and hela jeff crassh on the freway" inspired by a real car accident you were in? a: i don't own a car / q: what job do you have in real life? a: unemployed but i pick up roadkill off the street sometimes / q: who did you vote for in the 2008 primaries a: i didn't) someone finally has the bright idea to ask "hey how old are you" and he replies "i'm 13" and all hell breaks loose.

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

TROLLS ARE TROLLING or they just gonna play minecraft who will have what role? Eridan will 100 percent build a luxury house away from everyone.

thank you jade.

Jade: we are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime! citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert!!!!

we are so fucking back

Karkat: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU 

Dave: lots and lots and lots and lots 

this is the truth

No matter what happens in the polls today, Vriska won the war. No other character could unite so many people to vote against them out of sheer spite. She's always going to be the real Tumblr Icon and no one can take that from her.