So Real 4 That

Dave: saying skill issue has done irreparable damage to my vocabulary

Terezi: D4MN. SK1LL 1SSU3

words 2 live by

Kanaya: I’m Gonna Sparkle On This Wednesday If It Fucking Kills Me

great idea. minion dildos

KARKAT: IS THIS A JOKE?

KARKAT: MINION TAMPONS?

KARKAT: FUCKING MINION TAMPONS?

KARKAT: BECAUSE YEAH, YOU'RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD. YOU ARE BLEEDOJG AGAINST YOUR WILL. SO WHY NOT JUST SHOVE A FUCKING MINION UP YOUR NOOK?

KARKAT: I MEAN WHATS NEXT? MINION DILDOS?

KARKAT: WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SHOVE A MINION INTO THEIR NOOK?

KARKAT: I SWEAR TO GOD THIS HAD BETTER BE A FUCKING JOKE.

eridan

Eridan: rememberin that time sollux made a romantic dinner for me

Rose: Eridan, he made a frozen pizza for himself and you stole it from him.

Eridan: i do what i must to survvivve

homestuck

what if to thwart AI scraping we all started replacing letters with numbers that look similar.

L1K3 7H15?

of course we cant all use the same replacements otherwise the AI would be able to pick up on them. It could be personalized. Some people might only replace vowels, others might replace multiple letters. Or throw in random punctuation after certain letters? yeah?

good idea

Mituna: 0H FVCK 1 HV3 B33N 7R1CK3SD 1N70 L0v1NG MY23LF 8Y PR0J3C71NG H34vv1LY 0N70 4 83L0V3D F1C710N4L CH4R4C73R

Latula: h4! g3t lov3d 1d1ot!

shes so me

Feferi: Fuck monarchy…I am going to go be a trout………

Vriska: I keep trying to quit 8eing a 8itch 8ut they keep inventing new things for me to 8e a 8itch at

Jake English and the Terrors™️

mutual: HEY DO ANY OF MY MUTUALS WANT TO BE FRIENDS OR TALK HMU I LOVE YOU

me: they mean their other mutuals not me keep scrolling