Btw I Dont Have Any Clue How Tumblr Works. And Im Not Going To Ask

shes so me

Feferi: Fuck monarchy…I am going to go be a trout………

Karkat: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU 

Dave: lots and lots and lots and lots 

cringe ngll

DAVE: this is crazy but im having feelings again

DAVE: like some sort of fourteen year old kid

DAVE: you remember feelings right

KARKAT: YES, DAVE, I HAVE FEELINGS EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE.

DAVE: :0

gas leak wednesday

TG: why is nobody talking about how it straight up smells like pdfs in here

AA: i dont know how to explain it, but this is so true!

TT: Gas leak.

-- board closed due to inactivity --

-- turntechGodhead [TG] opened up a new board at 16:15 --

TG: update there is actually a gas leak in my house

so real 4 that

Dave: i downloaded this vehicle

John: what do you mean?

Dave: well my mate dirk has this hella good 3d printer

Dave: so he hacked the toyota mainframe and downloaded this here hilux

Dave: and then it was just a matter of printing

John: you downloaded this vehicle?

Dave: yes

John: that’s stealing!

Dave: hows it stealing

Dave: i made an exact copy

Dave: i didnt steal anything from anyone

John: you took potential profits from Toyota!

Dave: i wasn’t going to buy a hilux either way

Dave: theyve lost no profits

Dave: this hurts no one

John: … that’s actually quite a good argument for online piracy.

Dave: i pirated this vehicle

John: what about those ads that say “you wouldn’t download a car”?

Dave: well it turns out

Dave: given the chance

Dave: yes

Dave: yes i would

Dave: i would download a car

Dave: and i did

Dave: at the first opportunity

great idea. minion dildos

KARKAT: IS THIS A JOKE?

KARKAT: MINION TAMPONS?

KARKAT: FUCKING MINION TAMPONS?

KARKAT: BECAUSE YEAH, YOU'RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD. YOU ARE BLEEDOJG AGAINST YOUR WILL. SO WHY NOT JUST SHOVE A FUCKING MINION UP YOUR NOOK?

KARKAT: I MEAN WHATS NEXT? MINION DILDOS?

KARKAT: WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SHOVE A MINION INTO THEIR NOOK?

KARKAT: I SWEAR TO GOD THIS HAD BETTER BE A FUCKING JOKE.

words 2 live by

Kanaya: I’m Gonna Sparkle On This Wednesday If It Fucking Kills Me

homestuck revival

you’re laughing. everybody has come back to tumblr bc every other social media site is breaking just as homestuck comes back, david tennant comes back to doctor who, news is conveyed via canon destiel meme, and a show about MCU loki is airing, in a full revival of the 2012 tumblr era, and you’re laughing.

eridan my beloved

Eridan: omggg you're so cute and funny do you wwanna chase each other wwith knivves

Vriska: How am I supposed to concentr8 when I do not wish to and there are no immedi8 rewards