Kirishima: *singing* All I want for Christmas is youuuu. [points at Bakugo ]
Kirishima: *stopping the singing* Actually I want you all year.
Bakugou: [blushes] idiot
I have liked so much of your blog, I can scroll back 40 days, and the posts are still liked
Omg!! It makes me very happy that you like what I publish, I'm serious♡♡
Kirishima: I have something to show you
Bakugou: you hit send on that picture of mike wazowski and I hit end on this relationship
Kirishima: I don't have anything to show you
Kirishima: -running towards Bakugo-
Bakugo: -moves to avoid it-
Kirishima: why did you move?
Bakugo: I thought you would attack me
Kirishima: I was going to hug you!
Bakugo: why would you hug me?
Kirishima: why would I attack you?!
Kirishima: merry christmas I'm your present ;)
Bakugou: can I have the receipt
kirishima: ...
Kirishima: why are you looking at me like that?
Bakugo: i want to kiss your stupid face
Kirishima: *flinches* wha—WHAT?!?!
Bakugo: *leans in and gives him a peck*
Kirishima blushing & panting nervously: YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT AND DO IT RIGHT AFTER!!!!
Bakugo: just look at me, shitty hair
bakugou: You're such a dork, kirishima. You know that? Total loser.
kirishima: Then let go of my hand.
bakugou: *gripping it tighter* no.
kirishima: this is my ex-boyfriend, Bakugou
Bakugou: stop introducing me like that...
Bakugou: i’m her husband
Bakugou: Yeah, we're best friends, but I would fuck you if you asked.
Kirishima:
Bakugou:
kirishima: …W-what?
Denki: *eating biscuits in the background* He said he would fuck you if you asked.
Sero: They're married.
Denki: Prove it.
Sero: *calling out* Bakugou-kun?
Katsuki and Eijiro : hah?
Kirishima: name a way to be nice to others.
Bakugou: don’t kill them.
Kirishima: setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.