Kirishima: Someone came up to me today and asked how I was doing.
Bakugou: uhm
Kirishima: And I was trying to decide whether to say "I'm fine" or "I'm great"
kirishima: So I panicked and said "I'm gay"
*kiri lying on top of katsuki*
Bakugou: you're heavy as fuck, shitty hair
Kirishima: do you want me to move??
Bakugou: no *look away flushed*
Bakugou: Yeah, we're best friends, but I would fuck you if you asked.
Kirishima:
Bakugou:
kirishima: …W-what?
Denki: *eating biscuits in the background* He said he would fuck you if you asked.
Bakugou: i don't know what to say
Kirishima: just be yourself! say something nice :)
Bakugou: which one? i can't do both
Bakugou: Eijiro?
Kirishima: yes love?
Bakugou: what are you doing.
Kirishima: giving you a hug darlin’
Bakugou: then why are both of your hands directly on my ass.
Kirishima: they are? didn’t notice.
Krishima: *the phone* Bakubro!! remember that one time you tried to convince me Santa isn’t real?
Kirishima: well I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here!
Kirishima: Hey bro, can you hand me that thing?
Bakugou: *moves the thing farther away*
Bakugou: I just fell down an entire flight of stairs and Kirishima, standing at the bottom goes, "Oh shit, be careful," as if I didn't already fall all the way down. Fucking idiot
Kirishima: [makes a joke]
Bakugo: [laughs]
Kirishima:
Kirishima: You laughed.
Bakugo: Uhm yeah.
Kirishima: You should do that more often, you look so pretty when you're happy.
Sero: I told Bakugo his ears get red when he lies, look.
Sero: Hey Bakubro, do you love Kirishima?
Bakugo, covering his ears: NO!!
Kirishima: are we boutta kiss rn?
Bakugou: we are at our wedding.