Krishima: *the phone* Bakubro!! remember that one time you tried to convince me Santa isn’t real?
Kirishima: well I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here!
Mina: When Bakugou gets married, are you going to cry?
Kirishima: Obvious. Every groom cries at his own wedding
*kirishima falls asleep on his chest after kissing with him*
Bakugou: fuck we're so gay
bakugou: You're such a dork, kirishima. You know that? Total loser.
kirishima: Then let go of my hand.
bakugou: *gripping it tighter* no.
Kirishima: I just want to be alone and sleep.
Bakugou: Let me go to my room then.
Kirishima: No *hides his face in he's neck*, throwing you out would not be manly.
[In the bed]
Bakugou: Punish me
Kirishima: *Nervous* Go to the corner and think about what you did
Denki: *walks up on the mini stage at Bakugo and Kirishima’s wedding, taps the mic while all the guests smile and get ready for the amazing eloquent speech he’s about to give*
Denki: If anyone doesn’t want their mini cake, pass it to me please.
Bakugo: i'm very upset right now and nothing can make me feel better.
mina: ...
Bakugo: no.
mina: ... [looking at denki]
Bakugo: stop it.
Denki : [brings kirishima into the room]
Bakugou, trying to hold back a smile: damn it.
Bakugou: you have beautiful eyes
Kirishima:*panicking* o-oh thanks blasty, i need them to see
(in the training area)
Sero: Okay, okay, look at the biggest important and focus. You can do it, bro
Kirishima: Okay.
Sero:
Sero: Why are you looking at Bakugo's butt?
[Bakugou room]
Krishima: *bursts in* HEY BRO WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT CITRUS FRUIT THAT’S THE SAME COLOR AS ORANGE
Bakugou: …