Do Y’all Ever Wonder If Kevin Wore Spray Tan For Press And Stuff While He Was In The Nest So That It

The lack of all for the game x criminal minds crossovers is blasphemous

Andrew is medusa,

Renee is Athena.

Kevin is Icarus,

Riko is his sun.

i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else

Andrew Minyard is an Ethel Cain variant

Does anyone else ever think about how Frank Castle is the most girl dad man in the world? Like he went on a whole rampage focused specifically on getting revenge for his daughter??? If that’s not girldad behaviour idk what is.

I’m begging you, someone please edit Kevin using the “but Peter your going to die doing this … in the stupid costume” telling Neil to run when he finds out who he is, literally begging him to run (and Kevin giving up on his own dream and life because if he does run they will be disqualified for having too few players and Kevin cannot survive without exy. But Neil’s life is more important in that moment) arrggghhhhh someone. I will give u my soul and my kidneys.

Kevin to Jean or Neil

Natasha Romanov is a horrible clothes stealer, she steals the clothes pretends she doesn’t but she does

(This was written by either Tony or Clint after like 36 hours of no sleep)

Kevjean…?

The only category of clothing which is safe is shoes, all the other avengers have annoyingly large feet and Natasha will be forever pissed that she can’t wear Steve’s amazing new shoes or try thors armoured boots.

Natasha Romanov is a horrible clothes stealer, she steals the clothes pretends she doesn’t but she does

(This was written by either Tony or Clint after like 36 hours of no sleep)