Andrew Minyard Is An Ethel Cain Variant

Andrew is medusa,

Renee is Athena.

Kevin is Icarus,

Riko is his sun.

The only category of clothing which is safe is shoes, all the other avengers have annoyingly large feet and Natasha will be forever pissed that she can’t wear Steve’s amazing new shoes or try thors armoured boots.

Natasha Romanov is a horrible clothes stealer, she steals the clothes pretends she doesn’t but she does

(This was written by either Tony or Clint after like 36 hours of no sleep)

Happy birthday Kevin!!

I wonder sometimes if you had a mantra like Jean’s “I will endure…” or were you in the nest so long that you convinced yourself it was normal.

The lack of all for the game x criminal minds crossovers is blasphemous

Outsider pov fics are so underrated

Frank castle adopting/saving dogs and then acting like they’re his kids.

He reads them kids books and talks about them like they’re human.

Frank: “I need to get home, Lisa wanted me to get her peanut butter” “jr and I are going hiking next week, I need a tent” etc

everyone is really confused cause: “Isn’t his entire thing avenging his kids, aren’t they dead???”

The only people who know they’re dogs are the people at the store he gets dog food from

When is Jean Moreau’s birthday?????

Does anyone else ever think about how Frank Castle is the most girl dad man in the world? Like he went on a whole rampage focused specifically on getting revenge for his daughter??? If that’s not girldad behaviour idk what is.

Kevin Day

Kevin to Jean or Neil