The only category of clothing which is safe is shoes, all the other avengers have annoyingly large feet and Natasha will be forever pissed that she can’t wear Steve’s amazing new shoes or try thors armoured boots.
Natasha Romanov is a horrible clothes stealer, she steals the clothes pretends she doesn’t but she does
(This was written by either Tony or Clint after like 36 hours of no sleep)
Happy birthday Kevin!!
I wonder sometimes if you had a mantra like Jean’s “I will endure…” or were you in the nest so long that you convinced yourself it was normal.
I know they were probably taught how to do it themselves.
But you know all the black widows hair styles, Its nice to think that before the red dust was developed, the girls used to do each others hair before missions, and after it was such and ingrained ritual that they kept doing it. Every widow learnt how to do intricate, lovely hairstyles on all hair types and lengths, it was the one thing the instructors, their world, could never seem to take away from them.
Andrew is medusa,
Renee is Athena.
Kevin is Icarus,
Riko is his sun.
Is Batman the Flamebird to Dick Grayson’s Nightwing?????
Do y’all ever wonder if Kevin wore spray tan for press and stuff while he was in the nest so that it didn’t look like he spent all his time underground??
i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else
Kevin, leaning over Seth’s coffin: how could you do this to us, we’re so short staffed.