The Lack Of All For The Game X Criminal Minds Crossovers Is Blasphemous

Natasha Romanov standing/sitting/lounging on people’s shoulders like a bird or cat

When is Jean Moreau’s birthday?????

Andrew is medusa,

Renee is Athena.

Kevin is Icarus,

Riko is his sun.

Kevjean…?

Happy birthday Kevin!!

I wonder sometimes if you had a mantra like Jean’s “I will endure…” or were you in the nest so long that you convinced yourself it was normal.

The only category of clothing which is safe is shoes, all the other avengers have annoyingly large feet and Natasha will be forever pissed that she can’t wear Steve’s amazing new shoes or try thors armoured boots.

Natasha Romanov is a horrible clothes stealer, she steals the clothes pretends she doesn’t but she does

(This was written by either Tony or Clint after like 36 hours of no sleep)

Frank castle adopting/saving dogs and then acting like they’re his kids.

He reads them kids books and talks about them like they’re human.

Frank: “I need to get home, Lisa wanted me to get her peanut butter” “jr and I are going hiking next week, I need a tent” etc

everyone is really confused cause: “Isn’t his entire thing avenging his kids, aren’t they dead???”

The only people who know they’re dogs are the people at the store he gets dog food from

I know they were probably taught how to do it themselves.

But you know all the black widows hair styles, Its nice to think that before the red dust was developed, the girls used to do each others hair before missions, and after it was such and ingrained ritual that they kept doing it. Every widow learnt how to do intricate, lovely hairstyles on all hair types and lengths, it was the one thing the instructors, their world, could never seem to take away from them.

i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else

Is Batman the Flamebird to Dick Grayson’s Nightwing?????