Happy Birthday Kevin!!

Andrew Minyard is an Ethel Cain variant

The lack of all for the game x criminal minds crossovers is blasphemous

Does anyone else ever think about how Frank Castle is the most girl dad man in the world? Like he went on a whole rampage focused specifically on getting revenge for his daughter??? If that’s not girldad behaviour idk what is.

I know they were probably taught how to do it themselves.

But you know all the black widows hair styles, Its nice to think that before the red dust was developed, the girls used to do each others hair before missions, and after it was such and ingrained ritual that they kept doing it. Every widow learnt how to do intricate, lovely hairstyles on all hair types and lengths, it was the one thing the instructors, their world, could never seem to take away from them.

Kevin, leaning over Seth’s coffin: how could you do this to us, we’re so short staffed.

I’m begging you, someone please edit Kevin using the “but Peter your going to die doing this … in the stupid costume” telling Neil to run when he finds out who he is, literally begging him to run (and Kevin giving up on his own dream and life because if he does run they will be disqualified for having too few players and Kevin cannot survive without exy. But Neil’s life is more important in that moment) arrggghhhhh someone. I will give u my soul and my kidneys.

Kevin to Jean or Neil

Natasha Romanov standing/sitting/lounging on people’s shoulders like a bird or cat

Natasha Romanov is a horrible clothes stealer, she steals the clothes pretends she doesn’t but she does

(This was written by either Tony or Clint after like 36 hours of no sleep)

Do you ever think about the fact, that if Riko had actually killed Kevin instead of just breaking his hand that Neil would never have met Andrew. and that Neil would fade from the world without a soul to remember him, and Andrew would forever be a monster to everyone who knew him. Or are you normal??