If I Were Found In A 'night At The Museum" Situation, There Would Be No Wacky Hijinks, Let Me Tell You.

NEW HEADCANON THIS MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER OMG

It's okay guys Reynauld isn't dead, he just shrunk

Some kid crying at the precinct?? You bet your shit Dick will juggle them.

Dick ‘I grew up in a circus’ Grayson can and will juggle anything that fits in his hands.

His brothers throwing things at him bc he will not move away from infront of the tv?? Catches them all and juggles them.

Bored doing a team meeting that he is not leading and everyone is just waisting time?? Wally and Roy throws things to him as he juggles them until the whole team is distracted enough that they stop talking.

Some villan throwing knifes at him?? You know it, catches that shit and juggles it.

Some kid crying at the precinct?? Officer Grayson is on the floor beside them teaching them how to juggle.

the man the myth the legend whose coat I always forget the length of

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why is homoerotic subtext in media always 1000x better than whatever straight relationship that was scripted

Found this yesterday, spend quite a bit of the following morning looking through here. So I guess you could say I'm liking this plenty. Was wondering about a different take on the kidnapped scenario. RO's reaction when MC just walks back into the Community, basically going "You would not believe the day I've had!", looking a little worse for wear after being missing for several days.

Eeeek, thanks so much! 💚

Ezra/Elle: Hugs them and refuses to let go. Does not let the MC out of their sight for days. Sleeps on the floor or with them (depending on their relationship status at the time) to know that they’re safe. 

Oliver: Is beyond relieved. He’s been a menace (to himself and others) for days, completely torn up over the MC being missing. 

Sabine: Inundates the MC with questions immediately. What happened? Where were you? Who did this to you? Thank God you’re home. I needed you.

Gage: Doesn't believe it at first. Almost collapses. For days, he’s been swinging wildly back and forth between ‘they’re gone forever’ and ‘they’ll be back. They have to be.’

So with E we have the "spend the night because you walked here with an injury" scenario. How would the ROs react in the MCs position? As in the RO is injured and the MC invites them to stay the night

Ooh, interesting!

Elle/Ezra: Is used to being the caretaker type so would, first, be really appreciative and soft that MC would offer. Excitement at being able to stay the night (E is always happy to spend more time with MC) and then a little bit of...anxiety, maybe? Is this the trigger to something that they won't be able to take back?

Oliver: Immediately refuses at first. Doesn’t want to put MC out in any way. After some gentle convincing, would agree to stay. In the event that Oliver and MC have to sleep in the same bed, the panic begins. What is he even doing here? This is acting on his worst impulses, this isn't right.

Sabine: Also refuses at first, but a little less vehemently than Oliver. Is not-so-secretly thrilled. Wants to rifle through everything MC owns to learn everything there is to know about them.  

Gage: Makes himself right at home. This couldn’t have gone any better if he’d planned it himself. Maybe his injury will never get better. Maybe he’ll just sleep here with MC indefinitely. 

Fjdjd the scenarios where ollie fights annoying ppl make me laugh cuz i imagine my ollie scout to walk to the fight and while the person is getting punched theyre like "yeah, how about you think bout what u did wrong? no rll, can u tell me rn what u did wrong and why u did it? and be honest. also give me a list of things u can do to make up for it." Power Couple

lmfaooooooo I love your scout’s reaction so much. Ollie brings the pain and MC brings the need for serious accountability.

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go home crowley, ur angel is drunk HAHAHA

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