Found This Yesterday, Spend Quite A Bit Of The Following Morning Looking Through Here. So I Guess You

bird watchers when they watch birds:

It's okay guys Reynauld isn't dead, he just shrunk

The hilarious thing about House MD being a loose Sherlock Holmes adaptation is that in the books and pretty much every adaptation Watson follows Holmes around whilst he solves cases and helps him solve the cases and in universe writes about them for an audience, so even though there are varying levels of homosexual vibes and they are friends there is at least a plot reason for Watson to be there all the time. In House though the ‘helping him solve the case’ role is given to his team so apart from House bouncing ideas off of him and the times it may or may not be cancer Wilson following house around to the extent that he does is just kind of Because. If you accept that Wilson is supposed to be the Watson figure in the show then it’s pretty funny that they got rid of all the motives Watson has for following Holmes around all the time and are just left with ‘he’s my bro’. Like he’s not there to solve the puzzles or to get Content out of House solving the puzzles but he is still always there; it ruins his marriage how much he is always there.

Slightly NSFW? The reaction of the RO’s if MC keeps teasing them (like blowing air against their ear or tracing their fingers up their back) but dips out when the RO’s try to initiate even a kiss. This goes on for about a week, maybe two. Who literally can’t take it anymore first and who teases the MC back ;)

Love, love, love this. 

Elle/Ezra: Is happy to be teased a bit. E is always in their happy place with MC so very little gets to them. In it to tease and be teased. 

Oliver: Can’t take it. He’s above pleading, right? Not two weeks into getting teased by MC, he isn’t. 

Sabine: Also can’t take it. Teases back, but teases back with the intent of winning. 

Gage: Teases back. In the event that MC gets tired of their game and wants to end it, Gage keeps going. Torture him for a week? Back atcha. 

Ohueh, I've heard this one before and it always makes my heart unhappy but how would the RO's be in a situation where the MC was being tortured in a separate room from them. (Assuming it's in the room next theirs and they could hear everything.)

Ouch!

Ezra/Elle: Begging, pleading, crying. Please let the MC go, they’ll do anything. 

Oliver: Complete, utter rage. Yelling, screaming, threatening. 

Sabine: Threats. Negotiation. Offers to take the MC’s place. Tries everything she can think of to make them stop.

Gage: Tries to shout to the MC that he’s here and he’s going to fucking murder the people doing this to them. 

not buying DD2 until I see him pull up

The ROs reaction to the MC falling asleep in their arms, clearly secure and feeling safe enough around them to just doze off without worry

I love the way you’ve worded this question. 

Elle/Ezra: Smiles and dozes off with MC. Safe place for both of them. 

Oliver: Freezes up like MC is a cat they’re scared of spooking. Doesn’t move a muscle. If others around, shushes everyone who makes any slightly loud noise.

Sabine: Is bewildered and touched that MC feels that safe around her. Strokes their hair and lets them doze as long as they want. 

Gage: Wide eyes. Oh God, he wishes he had a camera. He wishes anyone still had a camera. 

Today's 1 am sketch is......

how would the ROs react if the MC were to randomly sit in their lap, somewhere public like the bonfire party? what about in private?

Assuming this is in the “not quite relationship” stage because I feel like it makes this more fun 😗

Ezra/Elle: Public and private would be about the same. E would put their arms around the MC’s waist or lean their head against their shoulder or back. They would try to contain their mild surprise, but love the comfort that comes with being this close to the MC. 

Oliver: In public, would be pleasantly surprised. This would get some looks that Oliver pretends not to notice. Feels a little proud, and then like a bit of a braggart, and tries to keep his expression neutral. In private would be equally surprised, but might actually dare to ask the MC what exactly they're doing. Desperately hopes they'll do it again. 

Sabine: Public and private are pretty similar. She takes it in stride. Lets her hands fidget by holding the MC’s hand or playing with their hair. If in public, Lets the MC be included in the ongoing conversation, or just lets them take refuge in her lap if not.

Gage: In public, big, shit-eating grin. Beaming. Throws a triumphant glance at Leah. Tilts backward a bit so the MC has room to lean more into his chest. In private, becomes a bit softer. Holds their hand. Closed mouth on their shoulder. Tries to tease but his nerves cause it to fall flat. 

Very much nsfw here but......how would the ROs react to getting a lap dance

Hmmm I’m gonna put this under the cut to be safe 💚

Elle/Ezra: Has fun with it. Adores when the MC feels comfortable enough to feel uninhibited and sexy around them. Hands on waist the entire time.

Oliver: Deep breaths. Attempts to remain calm. Can’t. Has to touch the MC – everywhere, if he’s allowed. 

Sabine: Amazed and enamored. Actually looks...starstruck, almost? Never wants the lap dance to end.

Gage: Kisses everywhere. Interrupts the dance unashamedly. Will not let the MC pull away from him after the lap dance has started.