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Slightly NSFW? The reaction of the RO’s if MC keeps teasing them (like blowing air against their ear or tracing their fingers up their back) but dips out when the RO’s try to initiate even a kiss. This goes on for about a week, maybe two. Who literally can’t take it anymore first and who teases the MC back ;)

Love, love, love this. 

Elle/Ezra: Is happy to be teased a bit. E is always in their happy place with MC so very little gets to them. In it to tease and be teased. 

Oliver: Can’t take it. He’s above pleading, right? Not two weeks into getting teased by MC, he isn’t. 

Sabine: Also can’t take it. Teases back, but teases back with the intent of winning. 

Gage: Teases back. In the event that MC gets tired of their game and wants to end it, Gage keeps going. Torture him for a week? Back atcha. 

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how would the ROs react if the MC were to randomly sit in their lap, somewhere public like the bonfire party? what about in private?

Assuming this is in the “not quite relationship” stage because I feel like it makes this more fun 😗

Ezra/Elle: Public and private would be about the same. E would put their arms around the MC’s waist or lean their head against their shoulder or back. They would try to contain their mild surprise, but love the comfort that comes with being this close to the MC. 

Oliver: In public, would be pleasantly surprised. This would get some looks that Oliver pretends not to notice. Feels a little proud, and then like a bit of a braggart, and tries to keep his expression neutral. In private would be equally surprised, but might actually dare to ask the MC what exactly they're doing. Desperately hopes they'll do it again. 

Sabine: Public and private are pretty similar. She takes it in stride. Lets her hands fidget by holding the MC’s hand or playing with their hair. If in public, Lets the MC be included in the ongoing conversation, or just lets them take refuge in her lap if not.

Gage: In public, big, shit-eating grin. Beaming. Throws a triumphant glance at Leah. Tilts backward a bit so the MC has room to lean more into his chest. In private, becomes a bit softer. Holds their hand. Closed mouth on their shoulder. Tries to tease but his nerves cause it to fall flat. 

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The reaction of the ROs to the MC saying : "That outfit looks good on you, but I think it would look better on my floor?"

Ezra/Elle: Gets very flustered and stutters their way through a response. 

Oliver: Gawks. He did not expect that to come out of your mouth. 

Sabine: Rolls her eyes at any cheesy pick up line. 

Gage: Say no more. Should he take his pants off now? What about now?

So with E we have the "spend the night because you walked here with an injury" scenario. How would the ROs react in the MCs position? As in the RO is injured and the MC invites them to stay the night

Ooh, interesting!

Elle/Ezra: Is used to being the caretaker type so would, first, be really appreciative and soft that MC would offer. Excitement at being able to stay the night (E is always happy to spend more time with MC) and then a little bit of...anxiety, maybe? Is this the trigger to something that they won't be able to take back?

Oliver: Immediately refuses at first. Doesn’t want to put MC out in any way. After some gentle convincing, would agree to stay. In the event that Oliver and MC have to sleep in the same bed, the panic begins. What is he even doing here? This is acting on his worst impulses, this isn't right.

Sabine: Also refuses at first, but a little less vehemently than Oliver. Is not-so-secretly thrilled. Wants to rifle through everything MC owns to learn everything there is to know about them.  

Gage: Makes himself right at home. This couldn’t have gone any better if he’d planned it himself. Maybe his injury will never get better. Maybe he’ll just sleep here with MC indefinitely. 

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The hilarious thing about House MD being a loose Sherlock Holmes adaptation is that in the books and pretty much every adaptation Watson follows Holmes around whilst he solves cases and helps him solve the cases and in universe writes about them for an audience, so even though there are varying levels of homosexual vibes and they are friends there is at least a plot reason for Watson to be there all the time. In House though the ‘helping him solve the case’ role is given to his team so apart from House bouncing ideas off of him and the times it may or may not be cancer Wilson following house around to the extent that he does is just kind of Because. If you accept that Wilson is supposed to be the Watson figure in the show then it’s pretty funny that they got rid of all the motives Watson has for following Holmes around all the time and are just left with ‘he’s my bro’. Like he’s not there to solve the puzzles or to get Content out of House solving the puzzles but he is still always there; it ruins his marriage how much he is always there.

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