Kindest Dungeon

Imagine me popping bubble wrap inside your brain bp bp bp bp bp 

!!!! That amnesia ask is literally my favorite trope (so happy someone asked it) so I’m gonna need to ask a few more questions about it. In continuing the same scenario (no memory of MC at all), RO’s reactions if MC directly tells them they’re in a serious romantic relationship with them?

I love the amnesia trope so, so much! Thank you for asking 💚

Elle/Ezra: Does their best. Asks the MC how they should best go about this. Does the MC want to see E at all? Do they want to start where they left off? How can E make this as painless as possible? 

Oliver: This really freaks him out. Does not believe it. Avoids the MC for some time, before finally confronting it head on. Learns, eventually, to ask the MC direct questions. What was it like with us? Were we happy?

Sabine: Is immediately suspicious, but comes around eventually. Makes sure she talks to others who can confirm that story. Feels exceptionally sad when they all admit that she was very, very in love. 

Gage: Has no memory of being in a relationship, but is weirdly kind of proud of himself. Pats himself on the back. Good going, Gage, can’t believe you locked this one down. 

why the fuck is #hobama an actual tag (it has like thousands of posts????)

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

The ROs reaction to the MC falling asleep in their arms, clearly secure and feeling safe enough around them to just doze off without worry

I love the way you’ve worded this question. 

Elle/Ezra: Smiles and dozes off with MC. Safe place for both of them. 

Oliver: Freezes up like MC is a cat they’re scared of spooking. Doesn’t move a muscle. If others around, shushes everyone who makes any slightly loud noise.

Sabine: Is bewildered and touched that MC feels that safe around her. Strokes their hair and lets them doze as long as they want. 

Gage: Wide eyes. Oh God, he wishes he had a camera. He wishes anyone still had a camera. 

Puchiko, do you prefer Tumblr or X?

"Hey bro do you prefer coffee, or bucket of slugs?"

they’re beautiful i’m crying

I would like my Elditrch Horror with a side of Yaoi, please

Fjdjd the scenarios where ollie fights annoying ppl make me laugh cuz i imagine my ollie scout to walk to the fight and while the person is getting punched theyre like "yeah, how about you think bout what u did wrong? no rll, can u tell me rn what u did wrong and why u did it? and be honest. also give me a list of things u can do to make up for it." Power Couple

lmfaooooooo I love your scout’s reaction so much. Ollie brings the pain and MC brings the need for serious accountability.

I admire how, unlike other internet celebrities, your fans' toxicity is directed at you and not to the general public. Truly the opposite of swifties

Kinda like a self-eating snake. These fuckers want my blood.

how to get over somebody

You guys don't even word these as questions anymore. You treat me like bitch google.

[FIRST DRAFT] Dismas Sings "Mamma Mia"

what if dismas sang an ABBA song about a breakup