How Would The ROs React If The MC Were To Randomly Sit In Their Lap, Somewhere Public Like The Bonfire

AAAA the boys <3

Two thirds of the way through the second assault on the Darkest Dungeon, half the team is dead, and Occultist and Flagellant proceed to give zero fucks and steamroll the rest of the dungeon ;u; Neither even got to 100 stress. I’m so proud of my boys

Also Hellion (RIP) and Vestal

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Red Hook watching this emoji plague their discord server for the rest of their lives (I won first place and they will regret giving the world breakdancing Dismas)

The gif wasn’t loading so I just saw a line and was like “that’s not a fish,” so imagine my surprise when everyone was debating the ethics of the fish rather than its existence

Fun fact: by just using imaginary numbers, some Evil Math, and 101 rotating vectors You Can Create a shitty approximation of a fish.

touch starved aziraphale 🥺🥺🥺

yes hello this has been posted on ig and twitter but imma just post it here too HAUAHUjddkkx

mouse bites™

The hilarious thing about House MD being a loose Sherlock Holmes adaptation is that in the books and pretty much every adaptation Watson follows Holmes around whilst he solves cases and helps him solve the cases and in universe writes about them for an audience, so even though there are varying levels of homosexual vibes and they are friends there is at least a plot reason for Watson to be there all the time. In House though the ‘helping him solve the case’ role is given to his team so apart from House bouncing ideas off of him and the times it may or may not be cancer Wilson following house around to the extent that he does is just kind of Because. If you accept that Wilson is supposed to be the Watson figure in the show then it’s pretty funny that they got rid of all the motives Watson has for following Holmes around all the time and are just left with ‘he’s my bro’. Like he’s not there to solve the puzzles or to get Content out of House solving the puzzles but he is still always there; it ruins his marriage how much he is always there.

why the fuck is #hobama an actual tag (it has like thousands of posts????)

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Thanks to Kirlett for making these and letting me share them 💙

Okay! Love those answers! How about if MC is the one who gets amnesia? MC forgets they’re in a relationship with the RO but still remembers they know them (I don’t want them to forget their friendship with E😩). What do the ROs do?

Oooh boy, this is painful. 

Elle/Ezra: Tries desperately to convince themself that they’re fine going back to just friendship. Really, they are. It takes a while for E to really come to terms with the pain of losing the MC as a romantic partner (for now). 

Oliver: Oliver is so deeply heartbroken by this that he’s not sure where to put all that pain. Underneath that reaction is a real belief of his that the MC will not fall in love with him again; that it was a lucky break on his part. 

Sabine: Tries so desperately to be helpful that it’s probably a stressor to the MC after a while. Wants them to get their memories back so bad, and is so in denial of any other outcome, that she becomes obsessed with triggering old memories of them together. 

Gage: Is determined to start over with the MC. Is less motivated by the idea of getting their previous memories back, than he is of ensuring that they have a relationship in the future. He can win them over again. Right?

I’ve lived as a MSPaint hermit on the official Darkest Dungeon server for about two months now. Here are some of the things I’ve doodled on it. picture/art quality may suck because, well, they’re done on mspaint

i take full responsibility for that