Who Is The Biggest Hater In History?

AAAA the boys <3

Two thirds of the way through the second assault on the Darkest Dungeon, half the team is dead, and Occultist and Flagellant proceed to give zero fucks and steamroll the rest of the dungeon ;u; Neither even got to 100 stress. I’m so proud of my boys

Also Hellion (RIP) and Vestal

I’m a glass half full kinda guy cause then I have more water that way

The ROs reaction to the MC falling asleep in their arms, clearly secure and feeling safe enough around them to just doze off without worry

I love the way you’ve worded this question. 

Elle/Ezra: Smiles and dozes off with MC. Safe place for both of them. 

Oliver: Freezes up like MC is a cat they’re scared of spooking. Doesn’t move a muscle. If others around, shushes everyone who makes any slightly loud noise.

Sabine: Is bewildered and touched that MC feels that safe around her. Strokes their hair and lets them doze as long as they want. 

Gage: Wide eyes. Oh God, he wishes he had a camera. He wishes anyone still had a camera. 

wish the author was still updating, i miss this story :(

Hi it's me again. I just want to say I find it hilarious how easily everyone's shit could get wrecked if anybody had a gun. MC has a gun? Just pointed at the council problem solved. The underground group has a gun? Guess they can take the community now. If anybody had a gun nobody would be able to do anything. I love that. Still though I do want to emphasize how radical of writing that this game is

if you were gay

That feeling when you bring the Antiquarian with you into the ruins for some extra coins and she doesn’t stop pointing out how much of an absolute donkey you are.

Very much nsfw here but......how would the ROs react to getting a lap dance

Hmmm I’m gonna put this under the cut to be safe 💚

Elle/Ezra: Has fun with it. Adores when the MC feels comfortable enough to feel uninhibited and sexy around them. Hands on waist the entire time.

Oliver: Deep breaths. Attempts to remain calm. Can’t. Has to touch the MC – everywhere, if he’s allowed. 

Sabine: Amazed and enamored. Actually looks...starstruck, almost? Never wants the lap dance to end.

Gage: Kisses everywhere. Interrupts the dance unashamedly. Will not let the MC pull away from him after the lap dance has started. 

Today's 1 am sketch is......

the man the myth the legend whose coat I always forget the length of

why is homoerotic subtext in media always 1000x better than whatever straight relationship that was scripted