Resources For Writing Injuries

The gif wasn’t loading so I just saw a line and was like “that’s not a fish,” so imagine my surprise when everyone was debating the ethics of the fish rather than its existence

Fun fact: by just using imaginary numbers, some Evil Math, and 101 rotating vectors You Can Create a shitty approximation of a fish.

Young Justice Headcanons (season 1)

• Wally, holding Doritos over his eyes: My names Robin! The boy wonder! And I have stupid triangle sunglasses!

• They keep a record of their “holohockey” (Robin came up with the name) games

• After they find out Captain Marvels true age, whenever he steps into the room they’re in, Robin and Wally chant “one of us”

• Since they don’t know Robins secret ID, the team starts calling him random R names: “Hey Rob!” “Wassup Robert?” “Fill me in Roberto.” “Richie! Stop your best friend from eating everything in the fridge!” “No, Rich you can’t fly the bioship.” “Richard! Don’t laugh at Conner.” “GASP! ROCKY! How DARE you accuse me of eating your sandwich!” and so on

• Morbid humor

• The way Conner found out Dicks name, was this one time Artemis yelled “Wally! Stop being such a dick!” And with his superhearing he overheard Robin mutter under his breath, “Little do you know, I AM Dick.”

• Robin and Artemis finishing every story or report with “hashtag, only in Gotham.”

• Kaldur quotes Kermit memes a lot. And I mean a LOT.

• Conner uses the excuse of, “I’m not even two yet!” When he wants to get out of something.

• “Conner, it’s your turn to cook dinner.” “But I’m not even two yet!” “You know wha- FINE!”

• Zatanna and Wally have fights about magic and science. Sometimes at 4am, in the kitchen, which is interrupted by a VERY upset Conner because, “Super hearing. Guys. SUPER. HEARING.”

• When Jason became Robin he had to deal with the team accidentally calling him random R names, only for them to just stare at him for a minute before apologizing. Even Dick called him “Ricardo” once before immediately backpedaling

• The OG team has inside jokes the new members are STILL trying to figure out. Not even Bart knows

• The OG team decided to stick with their schtick of calling Robins random names, but they couldn’t do random R names for Jason because that was Dicks thing, so they resorted to calling him the names of “edgy” characters: “Yo J.D! Where’s Nightwing?” “How’ve you been Nico di’Angelo?” “Alright Malfoy, what’s the plan?”

• After Jason died they could never watch Heathers, because damnit they had called him J.D.

• Nightwing called Tim “Dallas” once after he first joined and broke down in tears in the spot.

Puchiko, do you prefer Tumblr or X?

"Hey bro do you prefer coffee, or bucket of slugs?"

Slightly NSFW? The reaction of the RO’s if MC keeps teasing them (like blowing air against their ear or tracing their fingers up their back) but dips out when the RO’s try to initiate even a kiss. This goes on for about a week, maybe two. Who literally can’t take it anymore first and who teases the MC back ;)

Love, love, love this. 

Elle/Ezra: Is happy to be teased a bit. E is always in their happy place with MC so very little gets to them. In it to tease and be teased. 

Oliver: Can’t take it. He’s above pleading, right? Not two weeks into getting teased by MC, he isn’t. 

Sabine: Also can’t take it. Teases back, but teases back with the intent of winning. 

Gage: Teases back. In the event that MC gets tired of their game and wants to end it, Gage keeps going. Torture him for a week? Back atcha. 

why is homoerotic subtext in media always 1000x better than whatever straight relationship that was scripted

I NAMED MINE REYNAULD TOO OMG

Dismas: “…H-he had your eyes.”

Reynauld: “I guess you missed me quite a lot.”

Dismas: “Feh! Shut up, fool.”

I’m a glass half full kinda guy cause then I have more water that way

The ROs reaction to the MC falling asleep in their arms, clearly secure and feeling safe enough around them to just doze off without worry

I love the way you’ve worded this question. 

Elle/Ezra: Smiles and dozes off with MC. Safe place for both of them. 

Oliver: Freezes up like MC is a cat they’re scared of spooking. Doesn’t move a muscle. If others around, shushes everyone who makes any slightly loud noise.

Sabine: Is bewildered and touched that MC feels that safe around her. Strokes their hair and lets them doze as long as they want. 

Gage: Wide eyes. Oh God, he wishes he had a camera. He wishes anyone still had a camera. 

If I were found in a 'night at the museum" situation, there would be no wacky hijinks, let me tell you. I'd kill myself instantly. The wax figures wouldn't even be alive yet and I'd be dead.

[FIRST DRAFT] Dismas Sings "Mamma Mia"

what if dismas sang an ABBA song about a breakup