I’m A Glass Half Full Kinda Guy Cause Then I Have More Water That Way

Young Justice Headcanons (season 1)

• Wally, holding Doritos over his eyes: My names Robin! The boy wonder! And I have stupid triangle sunglasses!

• They keep a record of their “holohockey” (Robin came up with the name) games

• After they find out Captain Marvels true age, whenever he steps into the room they’re in, Robin and Wally chant “one of us”

• Since they don’t know Robins secret ID, the team starts calling him random R names: “Hey Rob!” “Wassup Robert?” “Fill me in Roberto.” “Richie! Stop your best friend from eating everything in the fridge!” “No, Rich you can’t fly the bioship.” “Richard! Don’t laugh at Conner.” “GASP! ROCKY! How DARE you accuse me of eating your sandwich!” and so on

• Morbid humor

• The way Conner found out Dicks name, was this one time Artemis yelled “Wally! Stop being such a dick!” And with his superhearing he overheard Robin mutter under his breath, “Little do you know, I AM Dick.”

• Robin and Artemis finishing every story or report with “hashtag, only in Gotham.”

• Kaldur quotes Kermit memes a lot. And I mean a LOT.

• Conner uses the excuse of, “I’m not even two yet!” When he wants to get out of something.

• “Conner, it’s your turn to cook dinner.” “But I’m not even two yet!” “You know wha- FINE!”

• Zatanna and Wally have fights about magic and science. Sometimes at 4am, in the kitchen, which is interrupted by a VERY upset Conner because, “Super hearing. Guys. SUPER. HEARING.”

• When Jason became Robin he had to deal with the team accidentally calling him random R names, only for them to just stare at him for a minute before apologizing. Even Dick called him “Ricardo” once before immediately backpedaling

• The OG team has inside jokes the new members are STILL trying to figure out. Not even Bart knows

• The OG team decided to stick with their schtick of calling Robins random names, but they couldn’t do random R names for Jason because that was Dicks thing, so they resorted to calling him the names of “edgy” characters: “Yo J.D! Where’s Nightwing?” “How’ve you been Nico di’Angelo?” “Alright Malfoy, what’s the plan?”

• After Jason died they could never watch Heathers, because damnit they had called him J.D.

• Nightwing called Tim “Dallas” once after he first joined and broke down in tears in the spot.

It's okay guys Reynauld isn't dead, he just shrunk

wish the author was still updating, i miss this story :(

Hi it's me again. I just want to say I find it hilarious how easily everyone's shit could get wrecked if anybody had a gun. MC has a gun? Just pointed at the council problem solved. The underground group has a gun? Guess they can take the community now. If anybody had a gun nobody would be able to do anything. I love that. Still though I do want to emphasize how radical of writing that this game is

Slightly NSFW? The reaction of the RO’s if MC keeps teasing them (like blowing air against their ear or tracing their fingers up their back) but dips out when the RO’s try to initiate even a kiss. This goes on for about a week, maybe two. Who literally can’t take it anymore first and who teases the MC back ;)

Love, love, love this. 

Elle/Ezra: Is happy to be teased a bit. E is always in their happy place with MC so very little gets to them. In it to tease and be teased. 

Oliver: Can’t take it. He’s above pleading, right? Not two weeks into getting teased by MC, he isn’t. 

Sabine: Also can’t take it. Teases back, but teases back with the intent of winning. 

Gage: Teases back. In the event that MC gets tired of their game and wants to end it, Gage keeps going. Torture him for a week? Back atcha. 

I missed Flegellant! But oh, how they massacred my boy!

Today's 1 am sketch is......

Fjdjd the scenarios where ollie fights annoying ppl make me laugh cuz i imagine my ollie scout to walk to the fight and while the person is getting punched theyre like "yeah, how about you think bout what u did wrong? no rll, can u tell me rn what u did wrong and why u did it? and be honest. also give me a list of things u can do to make up for it." Power Couple

lmfaooooooo I love your scout’s reaction so much. Ollie brings the pain and MC brings the need for serious accountability.

kindest dungeon

Some kid crying at the precinct?? You bet your shit Dick will juggle them.

Dick ‘I grew up in a circus’ Grayson can and will juggle anything that fits in his hands.

His brothers throwing things at him bc he will not move away from infront of the tv?? Catches them all and juggles them.

Bored doing a team meeting that he is not leading and everyone is just waisting time?? Wally and Roy throws things to him as he juggles them until the whole team is distracted enough that they stop talking.

Some villan throwing knifes at him?? You know it, catches that shit and juggles it.

Some kid crying at the precinct?? Officer Grayson is on the floor beside them teaching them how to juggle.

[FIRST DRAFT] Dismas Sings "Mamma Mia"

what if dismas sang an ABBA song about a breakup