Me: Very hungry
Trying to find food to eat
Stumbling around house
Mom: sitting in kitchen
Eating last of cheetos
Me; dying
Holy McShit. This book is incredible. Please consider reading this, if you have the time.
God I ate so many cheese balls. So many. I practically left the jug empty. I am dead inside. I have cramps and will most likely be constipated later. I wanna die. Why, cheese balls, why?
He said "it's high noon" at 11;59 AM
I fucking love orisa dudes
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Dammit, let the man pursue a political career on his own time.
DreamWorks’ Shrek was first released on May 18th, 2001.
The song “All Star” by Smash Mouth, heard in the opening credits, was only placed in the film for test audiences until a new song could be found. But test audiences loved it, and the producers kept it in. When the producers decided to keep “All Star” they decided to let the band sing the last song in the movie, “I’m a Believer.” (x)
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If you want to use a non sketchy youtube downloading site I just spent some time making a really simple one here: https://y23.cmder.tech/
It lets you download the video or just the audio of a youtube video
LMAO C*li is probably the worst state, second only to N*w Y**k
Where are all my followers from?? Reblog/comment and tell me!
I’m originally from the DMV (DC, MD, VA area)!
Honestly just get fucked none of you have tried Korean pork and y'all are fucktards for thinking you are better than it.
Don’t @ me motherfucker
That works too well....
like the stress, the pressure and everything ya know. everyone keeps saying like ‘school makes me cry’ and stuff but has it really made you cry bc i cried a lot of times tbh