God I ate so many cheese balls. So many. I practically left the jug empty. I am dead inside. I have cramps and will most likely be constipated later. I wanna die. Why, cheese balls, why?
i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:
“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”
"Ladies and gentlemen.... We present.... Fortnite 2!!!"
Whats the pre-E3 mood fellas?
He said "it's high noon" at 11;59 AM
I fucking love orisa dudes
Pop culture monster of Frankenstein is equivalent to massive amounts of horse shit. It completely missed the point.
Monster of Frankenstein by Mary Shelley: “Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust? God, in pity, made man beautiful and alluring, after his own image; but my form is a filthy type of yours, more horrid even from the very resemblance. Satan had his companions, fellow-devils, to admire and encourage him; but I am solitary and abhorred.”
Monster of Frankenstein in pop culture: (unintelligible moaning)
I completely forgot to post the comic here! Sorry guys!
My mom; is everything ok? You seem really distracted!
Me, disassociating: yup
I’m a Scatman!
That works too well....
LMAO C*li is probably the worst state, second only to N*w Y**k
Where are all my followers from?? Reblog/comment and tell me!
I’m originally from the DMV (DC, MD, VA area)!
This is the computer which I am planning to get my hands on in late June. Priced on average from 700 to 900 usd, the Dell Inspiron 13 7000 (2017 model) is a lightweight beast, coming in with lower model stats like 256 GB SSD, 8 GB memory, as well as a 3.6 GHz Intel i5 processor. A 13 inch screen weighing in at barely 3 pounds is the perfect protable laptop for my needs. Hit me up in the suggestions for comparisons, tech suggestions, and software review.