LMAO C*li Is Probably The Worst State, Second Only To N*w Y**k

Yup

Beware of fanart

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

Honestly just get fucked none of you have tried Korean pork and y'all are fucktards for thinking you are better than it.

Bratwursts > Hot dogs

Don’t @ me motherfucker

Neat thanks

Hey uh do you do.... Uh.... Spaghetti?

god being a fire wisp is the best

if only i had thumbs

Please watch

Coast

Tacos

Tacos

Holy shit

A helpful guide to some common birds here in the western US

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

Why have you forsaken me

Me: Very hungry

Trying to find food to eat

Stumbling around house

Mom: sitting in kitchen

Eating last of cheetos

Me; dying