Reblog If School Has Actually Made You Cry

That works too well....

Donald glover’s “this is america” but its nugget in a biscuit by tobuscus

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

Pop culture monster of Frankenstein is equivalent to massive amounts of horse shit. It completely missed the point.

Monster of Frankenstein by Mary Shelley: “Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust? God, in pity, made man beautiful and alluring, after his own image; but my form is a filthy type of yours, more horrid even from the very resemblance. Satan had his companions, fellow-devils, to admire and encourage him; but I am solitary and abhorred.”

Monster of Frankenstein in pop culture: (unintelligible moaning)

Please watch

rip in peace

rest in peace

defense class

2016-2018

Taco man, take me by the hand

The man who handed me my taco the other day.

Taco man: nice shoelaces!

I was quaking in my boots. I was absolutely terrified.

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

Holy McShit. This book is incredible. Please consider reading this, if you have the time.

Neat thanks

Hey uh do you do.... Uh.... Spaghetti?

god being a fire wisp is the best

if only i had thumbs

Why have you forsaken me

Me: Very hungry

Trying to find food to eat

Stumbling around house

Mom: sitting in kitchen

Eating last of cheetos

Me; dying