I... Was Unaware Of This

rip in peace

rest in peace

defense class

2016-2018

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

That works too well....

Donald glover’s “this is america” but its nugget in a biscuit by tobuscus

Holy shit

A helpful guide to some common birds here in the western US

New banner

Yup

Beware of fanart

Cheese balls

God I ate so many cheese balls. So many. I practically left the jug empty. I am dead inside. I have cramps and will most likely be constipated later. I wanna die. Why, cheese balls, why?

Holy McShit. This book is incredible. Please consider reading this, if you have the time.

Taco man, take me by the hand

The man who handed me my taco the other day.

Taco man: nice shoelaces!

I was quaking in my boots. I was absolutely terrified.

LMAO C*li is probably the worst state, second only to N*w Y**k

Where are all my followers from?? Reblog/comment and tell me!

I’m originally from the DMV (DC, MD, VA area)!