The man who handed me my taco the other day.
Taco man: nice shoelaces!
I was quaking in my boots. I was absolutely terrified.
@eggswheretheyshouldntbe
He said "it's high noon" at 11;59 AM
I fucking love orisa dudes
you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch
Pop culture monster of Frankenstein is equivalent to massive amounts of horse shit. It completely missed the point.
Monster of Frankenstein by Mary Shelley: “Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust? God, in pity, made man beautiful and alluring, after his own image; but my form is a filthy type of yours, more horrid even from the very resemblance. Satan had his companions, fellow-devils, to admire and encourage him; but I am solitary and abhorred.”
Monster of Frankenstein in pop culture: (unintelligible moaning)
like the stress, the pressure and everything ya know. everyone keeps saying like ‘school makes me cry’ and stuff but has it really made you cry bc i cried a lot of times tbh
LMAO C*li is probably the worst state, second only to N*w Y**k
Where are all my followers from?? Reblog/comment and tell me!
I’m originally from the DMV (DC, MD, VA area)!
Honestly just get fucked none of you have tried Korean pork and y'all are fucktards for thinking you are better than it.
Don’t @ me motherfucker
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