Just-ju - Ju

reading A Study in Scarlet the first time like

Arthur Conan Doyle: hehe thank you for picking up my silly little book about a silly little man going on silly little adventures haha! hope he can solve all the silly little mysteries hehehe! come on in get comfy– *locks door* MORMONISM IS A CULT

i keep seeing you guys be conflicted about how watching an actual goncharov movie would be super cool but then ppl say “yeah but it would ruin it!”

so here’s a pitch for you

a goncharov II movie. no first one, for obvious reasons. but they make a sequel and everyone who KNOWS will know and everyone who doesn’t will… well, you know. perfect way to continue the joke without completely ruining it and see a movie.

kitty wrapped. in a little blanket

Jun after the medal ceremony / NHK Trophy 2022

This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I’m crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar

2022 Grand Prix de France - November 5, 2022 Maé-Bérénice Méité → I Surrender by Celine Dion, arranged by Maxime Rodriguez, choreographed by Rohene Ward

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

"Can I say dyke as a bi girl" is like the leftist version of having to ask your pastor if birth control is a sin

The funniest thing about the original Goncharov post is that I have seen people do exhaustive amounts of research in order to discern that it's a misspelling/mistranslation of Martin Scorcese's "Gomorrah" and then go "well this explains everything" while never once questioning why it's on shoes

New Program Idea

A figure skating program to the how to train your dragon soundtrack and as a dress a black one with some leathery optics, but a small red/orange/yellow fiery piece of fabric at the skirt.