The funniest thing about the original Goncharov post is that I have seen people do exhaustive amounts of research in order to discern that it's a misspelling/mistranslation of Martin Scorcese's "Gomorrah" and then go "well this explains everything" while never once questioning why it's on shoes
Jun after the medal ceremony / NHK Trophy 2022
2022 Grand Prix de France - November 5, 2022 Maé-Bérénice Méité → I Surrender by Celine Dion, arranged by Maxime Rodriguez, choreographed by Rohene Ward
Arthur Conan Doyle: hehe thank you for picking up my silly little book about a silly little man going on silly little adventures haha! hope he can solve all the silly little mysteries hehehe! come on in get comfy– *locks door* MORMONISM IS A CULT
“that sounds very hacky, but smart”
“i’m not sure where i’m going with this… its quite similiar to my life”
*Entire class and prof spends fifteen minutes trying to solve a problem before eventually giving up* “great work guys, that was some good debugging”
“is this a super big issue?” *longggg dramatic sigh* “… yes”.
Professor 1: “it’s still not working? um… okay, maybe you should… turn off your wifi and turn it back on again?" Professor 2: "40 years of experience in networking and computing at its finest”
“whenever i’m doing my taxes, i never use the calculator app on my phone, i always just open up a notebook and use python and i think thats very brave of me”
“your life quality with improve when you use python 3 instead of python 2. your skin will improve and you’ll even sleep better”
“so this compiler doesn’t recognise cases, so if you’re really perverse, you could do Apple, aPple, apPle, appLe, applE, but if you do that then i’m going to kick you out”
“so, let’s give an example: "True = False”. Asides from causing the end of the world, much like dividing by 0, this will also cause an error"
“if you want to see my cat, i’ll show her. if you DON’T want to see my cat, too bad, cause I’m going to show you her anyway”
“today we will use three keywords: `if`, `else`, and their weird cousin `elif`.”
“if you want to type something else, like… uh, goodbye world? maybe? is that too dark? i think its too dark, so lets save that for later on in the year… by the way, have you been told about your exams yet?”
Professor : “is everything clear so far? shall i go faster?” Literally EVERYONE: “no! slower!" Professor: "Slower?! you can go slow when you’re dead, you won’t need python then!”
“you can’t use functions as your variable names. for example, you can’t call this number "if”. i mean i don’t know why you’d use that as your variable name to begin with, but i’m not here to question your life, i’m here to teach you python"
“it’s probably not the most efficient but its just what came out of me so we’re running with it”
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A few days ago I came across a video that really resonated with me and I can’t find it but what was said is stuck in my head.
I was always just the smart and nerdy kid and after the pandemic, and everything else that happened to me, I ended up failing exam after exam. And with that title of smart being gone I’ve come to realise I never developed an actual personality.
oatmeal :)
HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy
The worst thing you can do, as someone who has recently realised they are transfem, is to let terves and transphobes convince you cis women will never accept you.
I was told that when I came out everyone would reject me. That I would find myself isolated from the world, and from other women especially, who would react to me with horror and revulsion.
In reality, within the first months of coming out, in no particular order:
My sister's reaction on my coming out was, "Right, so I have a sister instead of a brother. Cool. I'm taking you clothes shopping tomorrow."
A friend, when she learned I am a woman, immediately invited me to her women-only, girls-night-out birthday party the following week.
Another friend, when a friend of hers expressed doubts about my gender, immediately shut them down and reaffirmed I am a woman.
I went camping with a group of friends, and we had two tents, one for the boys and one for the girls; I was unsure as to which I should enter, to which a girl friend responded by grabbing me and physically dragging me inside the women's tent.
In the women's bathroom at a movie theatre a random woman, whom I'd never seen before and haven't seen since, stopped me as I was going into a stall, to warn me there was no toilet paper in there, because she'd just used the last of it.
All of these, and more, some from friends, some from complete strangers. All within a few months, as a trans woman who hadn't started medical transition yet, and was very visible as being a trans woman.
I've had some people reject me, true, but the vast majority, including almost all cis women, accepted me as a sister with open arms.
Cis women are cool. It's terves who are bigots.
Petition for my partner to comment on all figure skating events like this:
23 | future engineer | adult figure skater | random shitposting of my thoughts | she/her
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