I Keep Seeing You Guys Be Conflicted About How Watching An Actual Goncharov Movie Would Be Super Cool

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

Attempting to get my students to fucking come to class

"Can I say dyke as a bi girl" is like the leftist version of having to ask your pastor if birth control is a sin

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

my ideal self:

the aesthetics of a gay, femme, arts student with the personality of a STEM nerd

New Program Idea

A figure skating program to the how to train your dragon soundtrack and as a dress a black one with some leathery optics, but a small red/orange/yellow fiery piece of fabric at the skirt.

Mini batch of NHK 2022 x text post memes

my mom didn't believe in lying to children so when I first asked about santa claus as a small child she was like "oh santa claus is another name for a man named saint nicholas who lived a long time ago. he was a very kind and generous man and he loved giving people presents and he would do things like put presents in people's stockings when they were hung up to dry by the fire, so they would find them and be surprised. so now when we give presents at christmas it's fun to pretend saint nicholas or 'santa claus' brings them. and we hang up stockings by the fire and when we get up in the morning there are presents in them, just like if saint nicholas was still alive to bring them!"

so that thanksgiving one of my uncles said jovially "so mac, are you being good for santa claus?" and little (not quite three year old) mac looked up and raised an eyebrow and said witheringly "he's dead."

There’s a devil in your head telling you that you can complete 4 tasks before you eat breakfast and it’ll be fine. Do not listen to that guy you will be so hungry and so pissed off they’re lying to you