kitty wrapped. in a little blanket
sometimes plushies make me cry because it’s like. they’re little guys made to be loved. their only purpose is to be held and hugged and loved. we made them because we love making things and we love loving things. and they’re so cute
This is not like a fully completed thought but yk
So I've done my first aid + CPR a few times. And every single time I try and bring up scenarios for fat folks
Specifically like 'what if someone is too large for me to wrap my arms around then to do the heimleich'
And its incredibly rare I get a decent answer.
How absolutely insane is it that me, as a fat person, is asking how to have MY life saved or to save ANOTHER life, is an impossible feat if someone is fat.
Most of the time they tell me to 'just try anyways uwu'
There has got to be a better option.
My classmate said that blind people can't be in science because they "can't read graphs." I responded with "disabled people can be scientists, besides that's what alt text is for." She replied with "well, okay, but they can't be in forestry [our field], that would be too hard for a disabled person." I then countered with the fact that I am disabled and am succeeding (and while I didn't point it out, I am receiving higher grades than she is, and I have had to tutor her). She said that it's different for me, and when I asked how so, she didn't reply.
Disabled scientists exist and we are successful!
“that sounds very hacky, but smart”
“i’m not sure where i’m going with this… its quite similiar to my life”
*Entire class and prof spends fifteen minutes trying to solve a problem before eventually giving up* “great work guys, that was some good debugging”
“is this a super big issue?” *longggg dramatic sigh* “… yes”.
Professor 1: “it’s still not working? um… okay, maybe you should… turn off your wifi and turn it back on again?" Professor 2: "40 years of experience in networking and computing at its finest”
“whenever i’m doing my taxes, i never use the calculator app on my phone, i always just open up a notebook and use python and i think thats very brave of me”
“your life quality with improve when you use python 3 instead of python 2. your skin will improve and you’ll even sleep better”
“so this compiler doesn’t recognise cases, so if you’re really perverse, you could do Apple, aPple, apPle, appLe, applE, but if you do that then i’m going to kick you out”
“so, let’s give an example: "True = False”. Asides from causing the end of the world, much like dividing by 0, this will also cause an error"
“if you want to see my cat, i’ll show her. if you DON’T want to see my cat, too bad, cause I’m going to show you her anyway”
“today we will use three keywords: `if`, `else`, and their weird cousin `elif`.”
“if you want to type something else, like… uh, goodbye world? maybe? is that too dark? i think its too dark, so lets save that for later on in the year… by the way, have you been told about your exams yet?”
Professor : “is everything clear so far? shall i go faster?” Literally EVERYONE: “no! slower!" Professor: "Slower?! you can go slow when you’re dead, you won’t need python then!”
“you can’t use functions as your variable names. for example, you can’t call this number "if”. i mean i don’t know why you’d use that as your variable name to begin with, but i’m not here to question your life, i’m here to teach you python"
“it’s probably not the most efficient but its just what came out of me so we’re running with it”
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6
HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy
A figure skating program to the how to train your dragon soundtrack and as a dress a black one with some leathery optics, but a small red/orange/yellow fiery piece of fabric at the skirt.
Goncharov Uquiz time for the memes, since it’s enjoying a renaissance!
sitting around in total silence and out of nowhere saying "oh that reminds me" in reference to a full blown conversation ongoing in your own head
grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. ugly man. shitty palm tree. clear evidence of air pollution. conservative bumper stickers. roadkill. why do i feel worse
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