So You’re Telling Me This Guy Is Named “sissy Fist”? And The Gods Are Forcing Him To Play With

i microwaved my spaghetti so much that the textures broke

i triple dog dare you to post this on r/economics

We gotta stop trying to guide our economy based on financial metrics - growth is more likely to harm livelihoods than help them at this point

real

do i really need to explain what this is about.

my uncle really be like “hmmm my brothers wife would make for an excellent mother figure”

the jovial jelqer strikes agian

me when i’m playing minecraft: you know i’m cubin’

currently listening to an irate italian grandma rant to her friends about trip planning while i take the scotrail from inverness to aviemore

what if instead of being deftones they were called freak tones and they were actually exactly the same :)

*opens tumblr, looks inside*

*109 boops from dwarvendiaries*

best tumblr feature hands down

Causing chaos by booping promiscuously

skim milk is the lacroix of milk