Brooo Last Night Was A Live Leak Clip

she skulks on my shrieker until my sensor does the warden

why didn’t jesus just go on ssris?

— my kinsey scale seven friend

so you’re telling me this guy is named “sissy fist”? and the gods are forcing him to play with balls? forever?

the speed racer movie is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of cinema of all time

extinct in the wild :/

So lately I’ve noticed all the different kinds of girls on tumblr. The ones that have the pictures with all the notes? These five types of girls are basically all the types of girls I see on my dash. Minus the nekked girls, but I didn’t really want to draw that so :T 

saving these for later

and summore

we run this block, got the steel on

fits to sick, know the plague comin’ on

let’s go — minstrel barnabus!

knights gettin raptured

priests be embattled

dick so divine it’s part of the papacy

haters crusading

damsels be chasing’

god i’m so royal they call me ur majesty

but it’s much more than noise (uh)

my swordplay got poise (uh)

if you siege my castle, know you best watch out for the boys (uh)

(etc.)

💀💀💀💀

the saddest part of henry kissinger dying is that i didn’t get to kill him myself

women who say poggers gotta be one of my favourite genders