When You Really Think About It, The Garden Of Eden Is Just A Safe And Cozy Enclosure With Soft Grass

dowsing rod but for cum

Gonna be doing the nixon tapes at karaoke night

one must imagine sisyphus grinding skins in call of duty

so you’re telling me this guy is named “sissy fist”? and the gods are forcing him to play with balls? forever?

i think the old-fashioned top-loading washers and dryers make love but these new electronic ones only fuck.

the herds of machines in laundromats are merely cattle and can’t comprehend the warmth of a lovers arms.

laundromat vending machines like holding hands.

martin luther king be like:

i have a dream. and you were there i think. but i don’t remember what we were doing 🥺🥺

adblockers are major source of habitat destruction and are threading the of local population of horny local milfs

i suspect that it might mean that when ur high you wanna get fucked in the ass but idk

What does it mean when I get high and think about getting fucked in the ass

rush hour 2 is my favourite documentary

computer. good vibes, man.

computer. one blunt. pre-rolled.