Consider: An Alien Flying A 747.

i’m not sure what a vriska is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask

anxious pirates be like “arrr u mad at me?”

she tab my com till i let out a wa

she wacom on my tablet till i draw

aren’t viagra blue pills?

The Matrix is both an ERP system and an ERP system

nothign wrong with me that an orgasm a glass of orange juice another orgasm tweleve hours of sleep another orgasm a fuckload of pasta another orgasm a hot bath anothe roorgasm a bullet to the head another orgasm taking up smoking anpther orgasm a large alcolgic beveerage and aother orgams wont fix

someone is afraid to use their toes

I'm feeling primal, I should devour a Costco rotisserie chicken with my hands

puttin on that thrift store lingerie to satisfy my olfactory needs.

she dask on my array until i chunk

doing the laundry doing the dishes vacuuming the carpet doing the laundry doing the dishes vacuuming the carpet doing the laundry doing the dishes vacuuming the carpet doing the laundry doing the dishes vacuuming the carpet

okay

so you’re telling me this guy is named “sissy fist”? and the gods are forcing him to play with balls? forever?