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I call them the Holy Trinity

a while back I had a dream that people would put their otp (gay) underwater, like on a jpeg, and put text on it saying "the writers might have made you straight but the fish know" and it was so vivid I made my own, it was this one specifically in my dream:

pookie 🙂‍↕️💗

Neil ending up with the Trojans instead is so funny to think about. He’d last half a day before texting his dad like, “This is worse than running. They keep asking how I feel. Come get me. I’m scared and I miss you.”

jung-wha: investigating some weird case about killing cats while it’s slow at the police station

jongwoo:

We have fun in twitter again. Btw Moonjo is ai biggest hater

He's so done

Andrew and Neil as cats or Andrew and and Neil’s cats?

Collab with my friend! Woof woof

normal mjjw shenanigans

How can Jeremy be an ex cocaine user, hated for all his family, blamed for his brother’s suicide, had his sexuality exposed for everyone in his freshman year and still be one of the most “normal live” characters cause his partner is a frenchman who was a victim of human trafficking and sold by his parents to a mafia and sentenced to years of abuse and torture in a sports team cult like in US

AU:

Neil doesn’t meet the foxes, he’s instead caught by the FBI

He helps them catch his father and bring down his empire.

One day he’s brought in to Andrew’s lecture as a guest speaker

The Q&A at the end:

Student: Have you ever killed someone?

Neil: There’s two FBI agents at the door who advised me against answering that specific question. There’s your answer.

Student: What’s the best way to get fake documents?

Neil: I’m legally required to say “don’t”.

Student: What’s the most illegal thing you’ve ever done?

Neil: See, that’s a trick question, because if I answer it becomes the most illegal thing I’ve admitted to.

Student: What’s the hardest lie youve ever had to tell?

Neil: “Sure, I’d love to do a Q&A with a bunch of people who are weirdly obsessed with my father and decided to study crimes because they don’t have the balls to commit them.”

Student: Are you afraid your father’s people will come after you?

Neil *at the end of his fucking rope*: No, I feel completely safe. That’s why I’ve got armed federal agents waiting outside.

Student: How’d you get caught?

Neil: First of all, rude. Second, the FBI made a very compelling argument

Student: …which one

Neil: “cooperate or find out exactly how many laws you’ve broken” - said by a guy holding a very thick file. Direct. Effective. Hard to argue while zip-tied to a chair.

Student: What’s something you miss about your old life?

Neil: being able to leave a room without seven cops and a judge asking where I’m going.

Student: If you could do it all over again, would you?

Neil: I’d rather set myself on fire. I know you don’t understand that reference, but trust me when I say it’s funny.

Student: how many identities have you had?

Neil: Simultaneously or in total?

Student: …total?

Neil: enough that I had to check my ID before answering roll call

Student: what’s the worst crime you’ve ever committed?

Neil: do you want me to answer this as Neil Josten or Nathaniel Wesninski? The distinction matters.

Student: Have you ever made someone disappear?

Neil *looking over his shoulder at Browning*: goodness gracious no

Student: How many languages do you speak?

Neil: enough to talk my way out of things… mostly into them, though

Student: Why did you agree to talk to us?

Neil: it was this or community service

He’s as unhelpful as possible.

His entire goal is to waste everyone’s time while making it just interesting enough that no one can call him out on it.

And Andrew? He’s watching. He’s enthralled. He’s interested, and isn’t that odd.

The professor looks like she regrets her entire career. Half the class is too stunned to speak. Browning is wondering if the punishment for beating up the most valuable witness the FBI has in custody would be worth it. (It would)

Anyway long story short. 5 minutes in Andrew’s in love

pt.34: Neil’s Q&A!! <pt.33

RIP David Wymack’s blood pressure

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did anyone ask for vampire mjjw?

cat dads mjjw

jongwoos mental state throughout the entirety of sfh

“I jokingly asked my mom to knit a sweater for my cat. she took it seriously, and actually did it”

(via)

Why is this korean GL starting like Strangers From Hell? 😂

Plus

just light parallels but it makes me more intrigued

Edit: ALSO

didn't have time to draw what i wanted for valentines but i made this in like 10 minutes 🧡

Arthur: So you have magic?

Merlin: Uh… yeah?

Arthur: for how long?

Merlin: Since birth.

Arthur: And you’re a dragon lord?

Merlin: Yeah my father was and it gets passed down.

Arthur: Sounds like royalty.

Merlin: No? I don’t think so.

Arthur: Yes it is, that means you’re a noble, a lord. We can get married now.

Merlin: WHAT???

FRIENDLY RIVALRY💕💗💊💕

"carnality"

all i want is for jongwoo and heejoong to stay in touch post-canon 😔 and also for heejoong to get some proper dental care because oh my god ow

please please pleaseee do you have any more fic recs for strangers from hell? i read another sfh fic you posted about and adored it..

Ofc friend I gotchu, I'm still going down the whole ao3 tag but these are some of my favorites so far in no particular order <3 (halftruth my hero, sad you're only on twitter).

Mind the tags on some of these, I don't mind a lot of this content but you may, though SFH is its own warning I feel. There's a lot of different genres and vibes in here, not all may be to your liking!

Hell At Your Heels by Anonymous (the one you mentioned I posted before, just to keep them all together)

esurience by halftruth

Say You'll Keep Me by FunSSSized

It Sure Beats Walking by pearliegrimm

A Bite in Eden by Matador (super interesting formatting I found very fun with the mixed korean <3)

Rainbow by Adora

even as a shadow, even as a dream by felloutofthesky

caesura by halftruth

how easy you are to need by halftruth

'Choose Happiness' by ennui_ing

black star by hour_of_the_wolf

cacoethes by halftruth

Homme Fatale by gfriendly

suspiria de profundis by mslunita

Evolution by Adora

your hunger in my mouth by halftruth

in the house of flies by halftruth

The Sharpest Lives by memequeen1127

now you feel so alive by halftruth

the only answer to death by uhlee (luckiestcow)

from eden by halftruth

but in time you see things clear and stark by Bebravenow

holes in the bellows and blood on the keys by Bebravenow

lepidoptera by halftruth

Bullet with Butterfly Wings by memequeen1127

honey, you've wrapped these chains around my heart for a while now by Anonymous

This is how the series should have ended.

Fight me.

❤️❤️❤️

This is a friendship bracelet, right?

...right?

my heart is yours, jagi 💘